IF that kind of talk doesn't get her ready for sex then she isn't the right kind of girl.

Yup. I remember back in the day, shitposting was sending a thousand blacked out pages to someone you didn't like.

How long until they arrest the 'actual journalist' he was with?

You don't remember Watergate? That laptop will never surface, and can't be used in court anyway. You really think Trump is going to come out saying he has it?

An unplanned life is a disaster.

Do what you will, internet!

I may be wrong, but didn't I see that exact same tweet under a different name?

It's a strange point in any cult when the object of devotion can flat out lie and abuse his followers and they will still love him for it. That's perfect fanaticism.

Read: the Ant Hill Kids.

If he won't show the bad guys the truth, and he's not been giving you the real plan (not giving you the truth), then in his eyes are you the bad guys?

Okay ruby, lets see who you really are...

(Pulls off ruby's rubber face)

Reince Priebus!?

In the end, if its wilson phillips, ill be very disappointed.

After the 20th they'll be reclassified as microhomes in Portland.

Highly observant.

Maybe he's founding the Agenda 2030 ruling class?

There's only one vermin I knows that wears a backpack wherever he goes.

-Based Popeye

lol Ahh, the memory hole.

I've been thinking a bit lately about things I remember that people seem to have forgotten. We need an "I'm so old I remember..." thread.

I'm so old I remember when Google was going broke and nobody could figure out how it could make money, which is necessary for a business to survive. Then it was in the news that the CIA was talking to them about government contracting and Boom! That's the last anyone ever talked about Google making money.

We sang God Save the Queen.

You need to sew three stripes onto your church robe to indicate your doctorate.

I figured him for a Biden frog. The way his nephew, Robin, acts sad and depressed all the time I just assumed he had been sniffed as a child.

Edit: Dammit. I should have said, tadpole. Oh well.

Je suis Pepe!

The Republican party without Trump is like a McDonalds without hamburger meat.

I'm sorry, did David Knight just accused Alex Jones sensationalizing the news? Doesn't he spend his day trying to find out how politicians are connected with Illuminati aliens?

The eagle on the top of the badge looks more like FBI to me.

She has to get it done before someone speaks her name three times.

They probably got one of their interns to make a post here (or elsewhere) and grab a screenshot before it was deleted. Such saucy.