I can’t. The doctor said I can’t mix anything with my sarcasm medication.
Ok. So hear me out. So Trumps white hats hack twitter. Unblock his account. He retweets it and says what some consider to be the magic words. Then out of nowhere The Real JFK lands in a spaceship blasting a unheard Elvis and 2pac song that Kamala listened to in the 80s. Then everyone in the world starts chanting USA. So loud the rumbling then opens up a secret chamber in the Earth with Super Tech that Jesus left us. Bill Gates And Bill Nye and Mark Zuckerberg hold hands and try to turn on the power source, but instantly vaporize. So, Elon Musk with a pure heart, goes Full Tony Stark, and will sacrifice himself to turn on the Super Jesus Tech to allow humans, as Alex Jones has said, ascend to the next level. Then everyone realizes we must revote with ID in person. 4 more years. Tick tock.
I swear people been asking this for months, it’s almost like the mods want the nonsense that comes along with it new users spam posting. Or perhaps they can’t code.
There’s a 25th we should be talking about.
Jesus is King. That is all.
About to sit down at the Meme Machine as we speak
Brody said “I disagree with it, but I respect it”. Good man. Great American.
Ok ok ok. I’ll use my 5grand mic and get a Frens theme song made. You inspired with the idea. The lyrics will differ tho. I’ll post it when it’s finished with the intro memed as well. Idea will be credited tho lol
About to sit down at the Meme Machine as we speak
If I woulda known the mods weren’t gonna have one I would have. Ahhh the good ole days.
It makes me want a commercial made
Personal experience: My stepmother did assume a easier name to pronounce but her real name is still her real name. (Business filings and legal paperwork). She is a citizen and renounced her Chinese citizenship tho. A real patriot.
It’s a good thing Martin Luther translated the Bible and nailed the thesis to your front door huh? You’d still be up to the same old shit if it wasn’t for the Old German Monk
Lutherans for the Win!
Actually I think 7-2 is best. I would like 2 dissenting opinions on different points.
Reading in general is good. Depending on your age, I think it’s every Americans duty to be hyper paranoid and conspiratorial about all things on and off. Just don’t let it, or the Lizard People consume you.
3rd times the charm!
My 86 year old Grammy passed recently. After she beat the fuck outta covid. She was so fed up with the commie bullshit. Husband was in Ww2....fought the real fascists. RIP.
“COVID related”
“Failed to comply with document requests” 😂 Wacky wacky. Hacky hacky.
This has been out for a while so I’m sure it’s been here before.
Funny how they predicted the night time difference for PA would be 20,000 lol.
Wowowowowowowow.
Beautiful, clean coal.
it says the 9th Circuit. So a Obama justice refused to take it to SCOTUS? So SCOTUS didn’t actually rule on it correct? It’s the 9th circuit. Right?
We had our protest. We got our objections. We didn’t have enough. Despite what they tell you, it’s okay to object. The PA debate came down to whether or not the PA Constitution set a floor or a ceiling for absentee voting. Due to laches the Supreme wont rule in a emergency manner. gg.
I will not be showing up to random internet protests lol.