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LastNameNull 1 point ago +1 / -0

I believe the swanky northeast hamlets could use 300 newly undocumented residents a day in their sleepy little towns.

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LastNameNull 6 points ago +6 / -0

This is option expiration weekend. Anyone holding an option to buy can exercise that right and call the contract quantity to be filled at the contract price. So all those GME contracts @ ~$20 will have to be filled at market price if they don't actually own the underlying security. Depending on the contract, the option to buy can occur prior to expiry while some contracts require option expiration to occur which is this weekend.

https://www.investopedia.com/ask/answers/09/option-expiration-date-profits.asp

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LastNameNull 12 points ago +12 / -0

My first impression on this photo was noticing how old Harry Potter has gotten.

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LastNameNull 2 points ago +2 / -0

Currently trading at $48. The 52 week low was $20. They have a lot more to fall before anything becomes a crisis at Twatter HQ.

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LastNameNull 1 point ago +1 / -0

They will find some loophole to give fractional land ownership as some type of entitlement compensation for white supremacy.

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LastNameNull 3 points ago +3 / -0

And I would click 500 bikes And I would click 500 more Just to be the man who walks a thousand miles To fall down at your door

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LastNameNull 1 point ago +1 / -0

Despite all the negative shit that went down today that photo actually made me smile.

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LastNameNull 88 points ago +89 / -1

The lame stream media headlines right now:

Washington Post: > In hour long call, Trump pressures GA secretary of state to recalculate votes in his favor

Business Insider: > I just want to find 11,780 votes, Trump pleads with GA secretary of state

Reuters: > In recorded call, Trump pressures GA secretary of state to change results

They truly are the enemy of the people.

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LastNameNull 2 points ago +2 / -0

“We need full visibility into the budget planning under way at the Defense Department and other agencies in order to avoid any window of confusion or catch-up that our adversaries may try to exploit.”

  • Joe Biden
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LastNameNull 4 points ago +4 / -0

That is a team that is definitely NOT proud of their work on the largest election in US history. I would bet that even the Internet Explorer 6 development team could still be found on LinkedIn.

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LastNameNull 11 points ago +11 / -0

I studied the German language many years ago in high school. It was the definite article that was a problem. In English we have the singular definite article the

In German you have three options for the definitive article to precede the noun: der, die and das which correspond to masculine, feminine and neuter. It is pure memorization. Proper grammar and sentence structure pivot off of that definitive article.

And then you have the compound words which stretch across an entire page.

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LastNameNull 91 points ago +92 / -1

Just another COVID-19 death

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LastNameNull 1 point ago +1 / -0

"If it's not documented, it never happened." ~ smart physics professor from college

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LastNameNull 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is the correct answer. I read this during the early stages of this shit show and why such a feature was even developed. This could easily be handled by a spreadsheet. Instead it is baked into the fucking nationwide election code base.

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LastNameNull 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yo! Bum rush the show, yo! Bum rush the show

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LastNameNull 11 points ago +11 / -0

And the cigarette in the other hand. Not something you see much of anymore.

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LastNameNull 1 point ago +1 / -0

Disappointed they didn't say "Hold My Shiner Beer"

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