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LazySusan 8 points ago +9 / -1

True and now we know how based she is. I'm sure they will make excellent plans for the final two weeks of campaigning. The timing on this is so concerning, though. He is off the campaign trail for half of the remaining time. I know he plays 4D chess and I'm trying to be hopeful.

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LazySusan 2 points ago +7 / -5

He hasn't tweeted since last night, when he told us that he and Melania tested positive. I'm really worried, 'pedes. 😔

Edit: looks like the lefties are here. You are seriously deranged if you wish harm against another human being.

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LazySusan 14 points ago +15 / -1

Obesity causes irregular periods and infertility. Obese women miss their periods for months or even years. She has probably missed so many periods from her physical condition that she didn't notice anything was amiss.

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LazySusan -2 points ago +3 / -5

I am a woman as well and while I do not agree with attacking people based on their appearance, fatness is a totally separate issue. It is the number one signal of laziness. Even though there is widespread denial of calories being the main contribution to weight gain or loss, literally everyone knows how to lose weight. Eat less, move more. You don't have to obsessively track calories and exercise like I do. Just cut your portions down if you don't have time to exercise. I don't understand why anyone would choose to be morbidly obese. And it is a choice. When children of celebrities and politicians balloon up, I see a perpetual toddler that has never nor will ever have to do any work in their life.

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LazySusan 3 points ago +3 / -0

I can't wait. I'm like a kid on Christmas Eve. I can't wait to watch it with The Donald open on my tablet, so I can read all of your commentary to my husband. I predict a far more entertaining time than with Hill-dawg.

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LazySusan 6 points ago +6 / -0

I think your heart needs to be inside of your chest to land this move properly. Sorry, bro.

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LazySusan 15 points ago +15 / -0

I grew up in a conservative household. When I moved out of it after college to go to work at my first engineering job, I continued to look normal. I still do to this day. It certainly does not happen to all women!

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LazySusan 14 points ago +21 / -7

I think it had to do with a girl, just not the way people immediately think of. I think Adam and a certain girl stopped getting along and a certain girl wanted more airtime. So she told Tim that if he didn't get rid of Adam, she would quit. Tim probably weighed his options and realized he'd soon be able to have guests sit in Adam's spot. He brought it up to Adam and asked him to leave, and Adam agreed because he doesn't like fighting with anyone and wanted to preserve his friendship with Tim.

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LazySusan 1 point ago +2 / -1

We should also ban ANY Chinese product linked in any way to health and safety. Children's toys, car parts, food, make-up, medication, etc.

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LazySusan 8 points ago +9 / -1

This is why the left can't meme. It's hilarious that President Trump pronounces it this way. To us, it seems as though he's just doing it to piss off the media. Knowing him, he probably is. I'm sure this was made by a bitter leftist for the purpose of triggering us, but we love it! Humor is so important in life and being able to make fun of our leaders is a result of a free society. CHY-NA!

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LazySusan 82 points ago +83 / -1

Why are they so sloppy-looking? Doesn't the FBI have standards?

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LazySusan 2 points ago +3 / -1

Aww, this brings back great memories of my childhood in the 90's. Yo-yo tricks were a fad for a while. I learned tricks with my brother and it was a lot of fun. I guess we were secretly racist. Oops.

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LazySusan 15 points ago +15 / -0

I was so angry in 4th grade when my teacher told our class that bamboo ONLY grew in China. I raised my hand and told everyone that my family went to Florida and I had seen bamboo growing there. Yes, it's an invasive species, but it does grow there! She told me that what I had seen with my own eyes was wrong. I even confirmed with my mom that night, who assured me that teachers can be wrong sometimes.

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LazySusan 4 points ago +4 / -0

Me too! That's OK, I'm 32 and don't need to talk about my period. I'm also not disgusting so I don't want to encourage other women to get abortions. Those are the only two topics on the sub.

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LazySusan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah... This is why I deleted my account....

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LazySusan 5 points ago +5 / -0

He banned fracking without looking into the science, either. But claiming that he did. We know this is a lie because fracking has been proven to be safe in other areas.

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LazySusan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Excellent advice. This is exactly what I did last year for my county's DA election, and encouraged others to do as well. We won by 64 votes.

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LazySusan 14 points ago +14 / -0

People like me and your brothers truly understand this. The vast majority of the racist people I have met in my lifetime were black. Each one told from childhood that they could have so much more if it weren't for white people. They say that a conservative is just a liberal who has been mugged. I believe it 100%. I wonder how naive I'd be if I were raised in the suburbs and went to safe schools.

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LazySusan 20 points ago +20 / -0

"Don't make the black kids angry" sounds like something I would tell a new student at any of the schools I attended until college. It's how I stayed safe. They would even get angry over too much eye contact. Inner city schools are no fun. I will check out this book.

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LazySusan 1 point ago +1 / -0

The more I learn about these awful companies, the more I lean toward doing this once we have kids.

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LazySusan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can you imagine being injured and then having two obese sociology majors with purple hair run over to "care" for you? That, to me, is one of the more terrifying aspects of the BLM beat downs.

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LazySusan 6 points ago +6 / -0

The sad thing is, they already do.

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LazySusan 68 points ago +68 / -0

"Wtf, I hate fireworks now."

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