My favorite is the following (5 years active in the Marines, so we love to rip on the Navy just as much as they love to rip on us). This one kind of depends on setting it up right and eliciting the right response from the person you tell it to for it to work correctly.
You: So, did you know that the Navy invented sex?
Other person: Wait what? (or some sort of response like that).
You: It's true. But the Marines introduced it to women.
I wish we had a "save" function on here so I could more easily come back and read this comment again and again. Absolutely hilarious and a god tier power move.
My favorite is the following (5 years active in the Marines, so we love to rip on the Navy just as much as they love to rip on us). This one kind of depends on setting it up right and eliciting the right response from the person you tell it to for it to work correctly.
You: So, did you know that the Navy invented sex? Other person: Wait what? (or some sort of response like that). You: It's true. But the Marines introduced it to women.