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Libertardian 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's true. He knew way too much.
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However, I wonder how Jizzlane Sexwell is still breathing.

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Libertardian 2 points ago +4 / -2

Illegal violence will only make your life miserable, and won't bring your loved one back.
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However, if you sue for millions, you can take everything that doctor has. After that, you can get his license revoked. Slimeball will be penniless and flipping burgers or digging ditches. You don't end up in jail for life.

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Libertardian 10 points ago +10 / -0

Yep. Can be reused many times before you have replace it.

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Libertardian 1 point ago +1 / -0

I heard that they make them eat crayons until they like them.

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Libertardian 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gradually, over the last 2,000 years.

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Libertardian 2 points ago +2 / -0

With $300 million, you should be able to afford a great security system and 24/7 security guards.

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Libertardian 1 point ago +1 / -0

Awake means you know that Jennifer Aniston is male, and Tom Brady is a Satanist.

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Libertardian 6 points ago +6 / -0

"My butt's been wiped. Shaniqua did it."

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Libertardian 1 point ago +3 / -2

MTG, Massie, Rand Paul, Mike Lee, Ted Cruz (sometimes), DeSantis. And these guys vote wrong a lot of times.

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Libertardian 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hear that? That's the sound of a noose swinging.

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Libertardian 3 points ago +3 / -0

Record all of this. Great evidence for court.

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Libertardian 4 points ago +4 / -0

Trump is the true leader of the GOP. He has something like a 90% approval rating.

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