Good one! I'd maybe knock off one of the other warnings like
This claim about the British coming is disputed.
Bros. Gotta patch those WIndows PCs.
Usually when a massive outage happens a low-level engineer fucked up a DNS configuration file and servers are having a hard time finding each other.
The wording is from the officials. All it means is that the judge refused to seal the evidence. It doesn't mean he is being a jackass about it.
Yes. I bought a dozen roses for my wife's boyfriend after reading this.
--Winston Larphill
It's been reported that all remaining ballots will be hand counted by Dr. Sleepy Ben Carson in between naps.
"Almost every body part was not substantially impaled with a javelin"
In other elections, judges have taken drastic remedies such as counting all questionable ballots for the non-cheating party.
In criminal cases destruction of evidence is usually considered an admission of guilt.
This is what I come to the comments section for. A+ relevant anecdote.
The data comes from scraping the NYTimes website. It's intended for visualization and not for detailed analysis.
I heard it's being staffed by a group called Ballots Lost and Mangled
But seriously the SecState said it will be staffed and organized by the county clerks.
Hey man, I watched your video. I think there's a problem in your analysis.
The underlying data is rounded to 0.1%, so the 3rd party vote is hovering between 2.0% and 2.1%. When it switches, it looks like a huge swing – but in reality the 3rd party vote is probably hovering between something like 2.049% (rounds down to 2%) and 2.051% (rounds up to 2.1%). So I think you need swings larger than 0.1% to prove that vote stealing is occurring.
It does look like at 4 in the morning, the 3rd party percentage shot up to 2.9% and then came back down to 2%. I would focus on that area. I think the other shifts are just noise that have to do with percentage rounding.
Edit: u/wethedownvoted makes a similar point below if you scroll through the comments 👇
Guys, watch the video, this guy is a BOSS. They're doing a recount, recanvass, and audit. Every ballot will be re-examined for validity.
Fucking amazing.
Probably the Green Button suit is to prevent certification and allow time to get other lawsuits moving.
At the same time the JFK files are released!
a sign of Trump's mistrust of the CIA.
Why would anyone ever distrust a massive unaccountable spy organization created by Skull and Bones members??
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This is what winning looks like!!
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