He’s going to cuck, so what do we do? Honestly. I’m hitchhiking to DC, I guess and don’t want to get there and be clueless as to what to do.

Lost my job, wife kicked me out and I’m on the verge of wanting to kill myself. Figured I should at least to the protest. Can’t offer much but your six. Won’t mooch. Will sleep wherever I can find once there.

So, I'm unemployed, waiting for interviews, but no one is going to talk to me until after the 20th (I work in DC). So I'd figure I'd share some stories from when I worked at the EEOB (Eisenhower Executive Office Building) some other offices at the Whitehouse.

The time Steve Bannon Killed a Plant.

It was Early February of 2017 and I had to deliver some tickets to none other than Chief Strategist and Senior Counselor to the President, Steve Bannon. I was instructed to deliver them personally, per Pence's instructions.

I got to the Whitehouse, went through the rigmarole of getting checked-in, as my credentials were still being processed, and i was placed outside his office to wait. It was about 7:30am. I was told he'd be in the office within the hour.

2 hours go by and no one has said anything to me. My phone was starting to blow-up and my boss wanted me back. I asked if I should just leave the tickets or come back and he told me that if I didn't complete what i was sent to do, there was no point in coming back.

I ask the WHIPit who took me to my seat if there was any update and she just kind of stared at me embarrassed. I kind of caught on that something wasn't right, so i prompted her to what was going on.

"Mr. Bannon seems to be having stomach issues." She said, pointing out the window at a hunched over Bannon.

The fact that she didn't immediately go to his aid or call for help said a lot. She had seen this before.

While he was technically outside, it was within an interior courtyard. I asked to be buzzed out and kind of sprinted over to him.

I've never seen someone look so hungover and drunk at the same time... but he spoke to me like nothing was wrong. he asked me a couple of questions, i stated why i was there and when I went to hand him his tickets, he projectile vomited all over one of the bushes that surrounded the courtyard. I still have no idea how that much liquid could fit inside someone.

He wiped his face with his jacket, grabbed the tickets out of my hand and gruffly asked me if i had any Listerine.

I never came in contact with Bannon again after that, but I had to go back to the same offices about a week later and entered through the courtyard as a shortcut.

Every other bush was there but the one Bannon had thrown up on. it either died immediately from the rancid whiskey vomit or was removed because of damage. Either way, it's dead.

And that's the time Steve Bannon Killed a plant.

Iceman.

Dude was always chill as fuck. I heard he attributed it to his faith. Never once heard him yell or get flustered at all, really.

I worked with people who had west wing access and they said you knew where Trump was if you saw WHIPits (whitehouse interns) running through the halls crying (though Sarah sanders was also known to to that. Very sweet person... just a temper like you wouldn’t believe. I’ve heard McEnany cries ALOT.)

Working for the Executive was definitely something I’ll never forget. Praying for POTUS and Pence every night!

But what legal battles are going on right now that have any real chance? Think whatever you want about Powell, but her lawsuits aren’t going to be heard by scotus.

Are we relying solely on a senator signing onto a reps call to challenge or whatever? And then have a majority of the senate vote to confirm?

I just need to know where we stand. There’s a lot of mud in the water and it’s getting hard to see, pedes.

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