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LiteraIIyHitIer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Will you smell like Alyssa Milano's vagina?

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LiteraIIyHitIer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oooohhhh, so that means she's a gay fish!

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LiteraIIyHitIer 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hate to break it to you, Alyssa, but Elon laughed out loud at this and you.

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LiteraIIyHitIer 8 points ago +8 / -0

Fetterman would make a better Clayface or Solomon Grundy.

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LiteraIIyHitIer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Who's this Ronald Regan, fellow?

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LiteraIIyHitIer 3 points ago +3 / -0

They've spent decades trying to make us forget this very important distinction.

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LiteraIIyHitIer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Would love to see how Gary would depict Paul Pelosi after that recent narrative twist...

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LiteraIIyHitIer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Renowned oncologist, you say?

Well, let's just revoke those credentials, shall we?

There. Now you're just some guy harassing a prestigious medical journal.

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LiteraIIyHitIer 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is this the Three Men and a Baby reboot no one asked for?

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LiteraIIyHitIer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fun fact: If you see a monkey or an ape and immediately think of black people, you're the racist.

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LiteraIIyHitIer 3 points ago +3 / -0

He is da Soyence™!!

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LiteraIIyHitIer 5 points ago +5 / -0

I was so inspired by your story I read it to my wife's boyfriend, but he just said it "sounds kinda gay".

He never looked up from his phone so I don't think he was listening.

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LiteraIIyHitIer 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you're an pedophile, maybe it's time to also be an hero?

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LiteraIIyHitIer 2 points ago +3 / -1

The Infinite Monkey is furiously thumb-tapping the script for the very clown world in which we live as you read this sentence.

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LiteraIIyHitIer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why would anyone spend millions of dollars every four year to get a job that makes 400,000 per?

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LiteraIIyHitIer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why do I get the feeling that this was just 'AAN' at some point? 😄

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LiteraIIyHitIer 3 points ago +3 / -0

And that little missive will cost you $1.65 trillion for spreading misinformation.

You must also provide us the moon and stars while continuing to maintain a positive attitude buoyed by the fact that we've waived the $2,500 charge to your PayPal.

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LiteraIIyHitIer 2 points ago +2 / -0

The walls!

They are closing!!!

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