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Clowns hate mimes.
See the documentary Shakes the Clown for further details.
If the real Jesus Christ were to stand up today
He'd be gunned down cold by the CIA
Putting things in context is white supremacy, or misogyny, o-or something!
Planes crashes into his car.
🎶Oh, I'd rather have a bottle in front o' me
Than haveta have a frontal lobotomy🎶
No surprise a room full of white kids want to learn math.
So this is just another photo of those FBI guys, right?
No wonder it's spreading so fast!
Elon touched my doodle.
It wasn't a rubber bullet, it was a tear gas cannister.
That's Elon Musk's mother.
Not even joking.
Sounds like someone's got a case of the Mondays.
The pedo triangle spiral pointing to where the MAPs go is a nice touch.
Stupid son of a bitch.
He need some meelk!
Looks like we've got ourselves a biologist here...
You vill own nussink, und ve vill be heppy.
Three Steins and a Zoller - coming this Fall on NBC!
Who nose what shenanigans they'll get up to?!
Here's a great example:
Mr. Play-It-Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought "Well isn't this nice..."
And isn't it ironic... don't you think?
No, it isn't. The man was afraid to fly and with good reason, his plane crashed just as he expected it would. No irony.
Now, if Mr. Play-It-Safe here were to decide to drive to his destination, while also still being afraid to fly, and a plane crashed into his car, killing him, that would be ironic.
Fun fact: Pizza Hut, KFC and Taco Bell are all owned by the same parent company, Yum! Brands.