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LivingOnThinIce 1 point ago +5 / -4

Two monks who had sworn never to touch a women came to a swiftly running river. A women standing by the river was afraid to cross and asked the older monk if he would carry her. Without hesitating the older monk lifter her on his back and carried her across the river. Once on the other side the monks parted ways with the women and continued on their journey. After several hours the younger monk could not restrain himself and asked the older monk why he broke his oath and touched the women. The older monk looked at him and said, Truth is i carried her across the river for a few mins , you have been carrying her for hours.

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LivingOnThinIce 1 point ago +1 / -0

Doesn't wear the magic underwear because it rides up on him?

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LivingOnThinIce 2 points ago +2 / -0

i thought of that, i was going to use " with all due respect" but you are right that is condescending, which is why i choose what i choose

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LivingOnThinIce 2 points ago +2 / -0

Forget a can of whoop ass that was a case of whoop ass

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LivingOnThinIce 2 points ago +2 / -0

All according to their plan, Kumala is the chosen one

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LivingOnThinIce 1 point ago +1 / -0

How much effort does it take to impound your bank account or levy your wages?

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LivingOnThinIce 0 points ago +1 / -1

WE don't know that, what we were told is that Trump was selecting Originalist when it comes to the Constitution

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