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LoneStarPede 9 points ago +9 / -0

I would feel very comfortable there. So comfortable that i would break out the bbq grill, start making some burgers and ribs.

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LoneStarPede 1 point ago +1 / -0

Austin is an absolute shithole. Most of the people that live there arent even Texan. They proudly proclaim it on camera all the time. Glad I dont live anywhere close to that.

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LoneStarPede 6 points ago +6 / -0

The really sad part is that people let this happen little by little. Sodom and Gamorah didnt become the way it was over night. It gradually became that way because of its weak lenient leadership and the townspeople either showing their true colors or being complicit by doing nothing about the corrupt perversion in their city. Well.. We all know what eventually happened to S&G.

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LoneStarPede 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'd buy that older man a pitcher of beer and a bucket of ice for his hand and would sit and listen to his stories of how he was a boxer while in the service.

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LoneStarPede 3 points ago +3 / -0

Stalk on fren. And remember, if you find something good, dont let your memes remain dreams.

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LoneStarPede 3 points ago +3 / -0

She'll burn out quickly. And everyone knows shes retarded. Shes not worth the time.

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LoneStarPede 7 points ago +7 / -0

KEK! I'll bring copious amounts of baby powder for his palms for every slap.

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LoneStarPede 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hell's bells! Here..we..go!

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LoneStarPede 5 points ago +5 / -0

Kek! If i see any of these posters, I will have a sharpie with me for sure. I will do my civic duty.

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LoneStarPede 6 points ago +6 / -0

Heehee! I mean seriously, they leave a threat at the end of the stupid poster and thats supposed to make me shiver in my steel toed boots? Ha!

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LoneStarPede 16 points ago +16 / -0

My pronouns: fuckaround/findout

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LoneStarPede 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think she may be one of mengele's test tube homunculus'.

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LoneStarPede 1 point ago +1 / -0

This whole entire thread got me laughing so hard, sides hurting, im going to come back to it everytime i need many keks! Thank you OP!

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LoneStarPede 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd rent it for $3.50.

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LoneStarPede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well, dam.

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LoneStarPede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is the safe zone like a huge closet they run to when they feel endangered by the mere presence of a straight male or female?

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