Biden went down to Georgia, he was lookin' for a vote to steal

He was in a bind 'cause he was way behind

And he was willing to make a deal

When he came across this old man

Sawing on a Twitter and playing it hot

And so he jumped up on a hickory stump

And said, "look man, let me tell you what"

"I guess you didn't know it but I'm a candidate here too"

"And if you'd care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you"

"Now you have pretty good lawyers, son, but give the big guy his due"

"I bet the seat of gold against your soul, I think I'm better than you"

The man said, "My name's Donny"

"And it might be a sin, but I'll take your bet and you're gonna regret I'm the best that's ever been"

Donny you charge up your phone and play your Twitter hard

'Cause hell's broke loose in Georgia and the Dominion deals the cards

And if you win, you get the greatest presidency ever told

But if you lose, the USA gets sold!

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Biden looked over Trump's case and said, "I'll start this show"

And fire flew from his fingertips as he started up his phone

He dragged his fingers across the screen and it made an evil hiss

The band of Socialists joined in and it sounded something like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHtZ8Z6-kp4

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When Biden finished Donny said "well you're pretty good, old son"

"But sit down in that chair right there and let me show you how it's done"

Fires in California, run boys run

Biden's in the house of the corrupt son

Hunter's out in Ukraine pickin' up dough

Emhoff does your dog bite, no child no

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Biden bowed his head 'cause he knew that he'd been beat

He laid his concession speech on the ground at Donny's feet

Donny said, "Biden, just come on back if you ever want to try again"

"I told you once, you son of a bitch I'm the best that's ever been"

He played, fires in California, run boys run

Biden's in the house of the corrupt son

Hunter's out in Ukraine pickin' up dough

Emhoff does your dog bite, no child no