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LordScatmanJohn 4 points ago +4 / -0

I miss the "did you mean Robert Francis O'Rourke?" bot.

If I had to make up an Irish name and someone blurted out this fuckheads name I would have rejected it for sounding too stereotypical and fake. Needless to say no, not Mexican. Not even as Mexican as Taco Bell.

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LordScatmanJohn 9 points ago +9 / -0

Right, but. Would you even want a medal of honor hung around your neck by ShitShow Joe?

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LordScatmanJohn 2 points ago +2 / -0

That sounds like the exact kind of hot garbage monster movie I'd watch.

Also where the shit have these people been? Hollywood has been ruining childhoods with every sequel and remake they've released since 2015. Arguably they've been ruining childhoods for a lot longer than that, but- thats a different topic.

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LordScatmanJohn 1 point ago +1 / -0

So, why do we have republicans again, exactly?

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LordScatmanJohn 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thats a strong explanation.

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LordScatmanJohn 4 points ago +4 / -0

Idk man that Bernie bro got pretty close to getting what he was after.

The more shocking thing was the response, no big kabuki theater about how "we gotta make sure our congressmen stay safe" or "we gotta make sure insane people can't get guns" or "this gun in specific needs banned" no nothing.

Anon might be onto something. Anything one of these fuckers attack, doesn't matter what, is most likely a suicide run. So why not do it against people you have a beef with instead of randos?

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LordScatmanJohn 7 points ago +7 / -0

In that hypothetical situation if you shoot preemptively you're likely to get fucked over by the modern "justice" system. Especially if the shooter is darker in complexion or gayer than you are.

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LordScatmanJohn 2 points ago +2 / -0

In other news, the Entmoot has just agreed Merry and Pippin are not, in fact, Orcs.

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LordScatmanJohn 4 points ago +4 / -0

Gotta love the Ukraine flag in the name. Missed opportunity to remind him that thats a white country.

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LordScatmanJohn 10 points ago +11 / -1

Yeah hooray he pushed Oz over the finish line most likely. That's all well and good, but if and when he actually gets to the senate and becomes another Mittens or Murkowski or Bitch McConnell type you can take that L right fucking back.

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LordScatmanJohn 1 point ago +1 / -0

I feel like if I went on twatter and used the word "folx" in reference to the same groups of people I'd get b& for reeeeecism.

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LordScatmanJohn 8 points ago +9 / -1

Hes not more full of shit than like Lin Wood and the rest of that cavalcade of fuck ups. But he is at least kind of full of shit.

I guess more wait and see?

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LordScatmanJohn 1 point ago +1 / -0

I agree, but he won't.

Im sure that retaining the governor seat was his price. Though they did have to use the stick to convince him. Dynamite stick that is. In his daughter's boyfriends car.

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LordScatmanJohn 4 points ago +5 / -1

Back when regulations were such you could order up a literal metal box with an engine and wheels and it was affordable new.

Instead now we have mobile entertainment centers that can also do metal box and engine stuff, but it costs as much as a damn house.

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