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LowKeyThor 2 points ago +2 / -0

When the media get whats coming to them even the walls are jealous.

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LowKeyThor 2 points ago +2 / -0

Here's how we know Disney is full of fakes and charlatans. Who stars in their movies? PRINCESSES. What are Princesses PART OF? The fucking MONARCHY. Didn't we go to WAR a hundred years ago to fucking get RID of Queens and Kings and Princesses? YES WE DID. Fuck Disney. They are trying to bring back a system where you are a slave.

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LowKeyThor 2 points ago +2 / -0

Isn't he crazy? I mean, actually nuts? We dont need a fucking nutjob running for office. Wasn't he in some car commercial where he's saying the most absolute weirdest shit the entire time? It went viral. We need to use that commercial to rail agaginst this fuckhead.

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LowKeyThor 2 points ago +2 / -0

We can't just have SuperStraight bathrooms. We can't limit ourselves. We need SuperStraight kitchens too. If you are a man you don't set foot in that arena. That is your wife's domain. She should be PROUD to have that. That's her territory. We need a return to something that we grew up with. Not all this new fucking shit.

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LowKeyThor -1 points ago +3 / -4

ye of little goddamn faith. wtf is wrong with you? you are the reason we lost. we need to hold the line and keep the faith. i belive in you. but you have to belive in US.

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LowKeyThor 2 points ago +2 / -0

WAIT, WHAT? is this a lib trick?

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LowKeyThor 1 point ago +1 / -0

WE NEED TO HOLD THE TORCH. WE NEED TO KEEP THE TRUTH. WE NEED TO KEEP THE FAITH AND LOVE OUR LEADER. WE KNOW WHAT REALLY HAPPENED. DONT LOSE HOPE. DONT GIVE IN. HATE PENCE. HATE THE MEDIA. BUT DONT HATE EACH OTHER. LOVE EACH OTHER. WE HAVE THIS. WE GOT THIS. TRUMP IN 2024. WE WONT FAIL AGAIN. WE WONT FAIL ONE ANOTHER AGAIN. EVERYTHING WE HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED HAS LED US TO THIS POINT. I SEE ALL THIS AS PROVIDENCE. I SEE ALL THIS AS FATE. KEEP THE FATE, MY FRIENDS. I LOVE YOU ALL.

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LowKeyThor 2 points ago +2 / -0

WE NEED TO HOLD THE TORCH. WE NEED TO KEEP THE TRUTH. WE NEED TO KEEP THE FAITH AND LOVE OUR LEADER. WE KNOW WHAT REALLY HAPPENED. DONT LOSE HOPE. DONT GIVE IN. HATE PENCE. HATE THE MEDIA. BUT DONT HATE EACH OTHER. LOVE EACH OTHER. WE HAVE THIS. WE GOT THIS. TRUMP IN 2024. WE WONT FAIL AGAIN. WE WONT FAIL ONE ANOTHER AGAIN. EVERYTHING WE HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED HAS LED US TO THIS POINT. I SEE ALL THIS AS PROVIDENCE. I SEE ALL THIS AS FATE. KEEP THE FATE, MY FRIENDS. I LOVE YOU ALL.

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LowKeyThor 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's it. I mean, Tom Clancy is dead but Tom Clancy books are still being made. They need to do the same thing here. Does RL have a son? I heard that there's going to be a prequel show to The Sopranos where James Gandolfini's son plays him, younger. Maybe Rush's son can take over?

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LowKeyThor 3 points ago +3 / -0

My great fear is that because they OWN all the communication networks that they are WIRETAPEING everything. I mean, are they SECRETLY WATCHING me and my wife's skype sex? I mean, seriously? I bet someone there is fucking taping it and then whacking off to it at home. This shit should be ILLEGAL but these fuckers have no shame. I dunno. I fear for our country, esp. with these pervs in FBI office. This is why we have to take it back. I am more scared of the FBI than any other agency honestly.

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LowKeyThor 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maybe make all the stars hanging chads. Or false signatures?

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LowKeyThor 2 points ago +2 / -0

Under Trump, people were buying more coal and gas from the US than even fucking russia, whose BACKBONE is fucking oil and gas. I mean, WTF. People should KNOW this. We need to broadcast this shit to the skies.

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LowKeyThor 1 point ago +1 / -0

Canada should be part of the United States. If they are going to be such pussies, America should just absorb them. They should be the 52nd state. I mean, they practically are already. We have to go through Canada to get to the Yukon. Just make the roads between America and the Yukon America. A small start, but a good one. Every journey of any significance only ever started with a single step.

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LowKeyThor 1 point ago +1 / -0

People need to print this out, like the way people print out copies of the constitution and put it in mailboxes. We need to carry this around with us in our pockets. Are there any graphic designers here? Surely someone works for a printing company and can make this happen.

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LowKeyThor 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe someone can host it on their MEGA or googledrive, just as a failsafe.

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LowKeyThor 1 point ago +1 / -0

I've actually named my dick Elon Tusk.

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LowKeyThor 3 points ago +3 / -0

I kinda like Rand Paul. Didn't he beat up his neighbour because the guy was mowing his lawn at 2 in the morning? I have this vague recollection that Paul is kinda unhinged, but in a good way.

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LowKeyThor 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jesus Christ. Next they'll just cancel them altogether and leave us in the dark, the fuckers.

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LowKeyThor 5 points ago +5 / -0

my sister told me that he was in that movie A Star is Born with lady gaga, playing her dad. i'm curious to see what he looks like these days, but i dont want to watch a gaga movie

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LowKeyThor 1 point ago +1 / -0

She is crazy hot. More of her anywhere is good.

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