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Lower 3 points ago +3 / -0

That guy, right there. Yeah, the one a half a block further down the road.

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Lower 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mike, you keep on the war path for truth and I'll keep buying! I don't care what it is you sell!

Although if someone could make a based replacement for Diet Coke pronto, that would be fantastic.

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Lower 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm still waiting on my second pillow, but the slippers I order came in 3 days and are AWESOME slippers! Sheets (and maybe giftcards) are on my list next, but I think I would prefer the solid sheets over the striped ones. Flannel are way too warm for me, so that's not even an option.

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Lower 4 points ago +4 / -0

Retractions don't mean shit when they make up blatant lies to suit their moods. Sue the shit out of them or something. Cripes.

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Lower 11 points ago +11 / -0

Willing to bet the 'zon won't let that review stay posted for more than a few minutes. But good luck, either way!

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Lower 6 points ago +6 / -0

I hear if they continue we will send them to bed early with no TV!

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Lower 1 point ago +1 / -0

All aliens agree; Tin foil blankets are awesome!"

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Lower 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's one helluva Wall Eyed you dun caught there.

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Lower 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is that because of the "blacktop"? Ba Dum Tish! Thank you, I'll be here all week.

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Lower 2 points ago +2 / -0

HAahaha. Two spiderman.

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Lower 2 points ago +2 / -0

With trannies entering women's sports, how long before we have trannies winning pageants? Bad enough fatties now have to be included and viewed as beautiful. Fuck that noise.

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Lower 4 points ago +4 / -0

Prayer sent. Good luck and God Bless. Be grateful you could end on (what seems to be) good terms.

I split about 3 years after 28 years with a woman. I was endlessly treated like the least important member of the family (she, my two kids and I). I will never allow any woman to do that to me again. I refuse to even talk to her as she would turn any contact in to what could I do for her. Fuck that. Fuck her.

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Lower 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sir, Yes sir!

My Chase card I use for everything (and get cash back) and haven't been charged interest in years (because I pay it off bi weekly). I would think this would actually hurt Chase, as I will never "earn" them anything? Anyone know?

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Lower 2 points ago +2 / -0

HAHAHAHAHAHA. That's funny right there.

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Lower 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hear you brother. I ate and drank like my favorite President - Diet Coke and McDonalds.

No great substitutions for Diet Coke, I spent all weekend looking. I bought a few flavors of Diet Shasta, and some Diet Sams Club cola (I know Walmart getting my money isn't a great trade for not giving it to Coke, but I'm desperate). hah.

Anyway. Going to pick up some Aldi brand Summit as suggested in this thread to give it a spin. Seriously considered buying a Sodastream and making my own that way, but making bottles of quickly flattened soda probably isn't the way either. All I know for sure is; fuck coke.

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Lower 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cuomo has admitted to grabbing this beast by the hoo-hah, but couldn't figure out what the hell was going on down there so this harassment occurrence does not count.

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Lower 1 point ago +2 / -1

Haha. They live in a better neighborhood than you do apparently. Sucks to be you.

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Lower 1 point ago +1 / -0

Darn it, I was wondering what all those celebrities thought about our life in these United States. Now I don't know how I can even live another day, without hearing their sagely needed opinions!

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Lower 1 point ago +1 / -0

I hope they hauled him out of the area to more easily arrest him. Fuck antifa.

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Lower 4 points ago +4 / -0

Very true! When are Mom and Dad going to upgrade my stroller to something that fits me better? /s

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Lower 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fuck snakes. Mitch included.

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Lower 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's OK, my tears for our country and helping cool the boiling water. /s

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