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Lt-Aldo-Raine 8 points ago +8 / -0

If Trump has the authority to strip security clearances from congress, and I believe he does, he should strip the traitor Swalwell's clearance immediately.

Make the Democrats either defend this traitor in public OR throw him under the bus.

Force their fucking hand, Mr President!

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Lt-Aldo-Raine 18 points ago +18 / -0

We already have a permit. This is what mine says:

"A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed."

Mine was even signed by George Washington, James Madison, and Ben Franklin.

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Lt-Aldo-Raine 4 points ago +4 / -0

Shut down the 'superspreader' plastic surgery joints and these assholes would go berserk. Darth Vader had less 'work' done.

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Lt-Aldo-Raine 12 points ago +12 / -0

Saint Nicholas was martyred by militant pagans at the direction of Roman Emperor Diocletian. I doubt he has too many fucks to give in that sack for godless communists. A shame the sleigh has no seatbelts.

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Lt-Aldo-Raine 13 points ago +13 / -0

Strong, intelligent, beautiful conservative women just drive them nuts.

See also: McEnany, Kayleigh

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Lt-Aldo-Raine 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just voted in a swing county in a swing state, North Carolina, for Trump and ALL Republican candidates. The wife and I picked up a neighbor on the way - 3 solid Trump votes.

The asshole "poll workers" who looked like someone just ran over their dog? Yeah, those were the Democrats. They know what's up.

MAGA!

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Lt-Aldo-Raine 39 points ago +39 / -0

I had one show up for the 2016 election. Her car had a "Smith* County Voter Registration" decal on the side, but didn't have state plates.

A middle-aged Karen, shaking like a shitting dog, knocked on the door.

"May I ask you a few questions about the upcoming election?"

"No, you may not."

The look on her face, holy shit! Karen was not used to being firmly told "no" by some fucking white male with a glare that could cut steel railroad track.

She backed away, got in her "official county car," and left. Of course, I called the county (I had a cousin on the county commission at the time) and reported the bullshit "official" decals. Didn't see her this year ;-)

[*changed my county name to something more common]

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Lt-Aldo-Raine 10 points ago +10 / -0

"Sounds a bit like, I ain't a voting for the GOP governor cuz'n he enforced masks, so I's a voting for the Communist who not only will make it a law to wear masks but will throw me in prison if I don't wear one.""

Just what the fuck are you talking about?

A GOP NC governor has never enforced masks.

Roy Cooper, a Democrat and the current governor, was elected in November 2016, long before COVID and mask requirements. Dan Forest, the Republican running against Cooper, has been consistently and publicly skeptical of masks, including for returning students.

North Carolinians: vote for Dan Forest tomorrow and ignore this kind of ignorant, last minute disinformation from the liberal shills and whackjobs.

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Lt-Aldo-Raine 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah, and I believe Tarantino hired a Bible expert to concoct the line. Make it sound as scary and foreboding as possible.

The "brother's keeper" phrase comes from the verses after Cain Kills Abel:

"Then the Lord said to Cain, “Where is your brother Abel?” “I don’t know,” he replied. “Am I my brother’s keeper?” - Genesis 4:9 NIV

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Lt-Aldo-Raine 31 points ago +31 / -0

None of these assholes actually want socialism or communism, or can even coherently explain what they mean.

They just want to sit on the coach, play video games, and smoke dank weed - all at the expense of people who actually work for a living.

"Everything I want or need must be free, and fuck whoever that hurts in the process.'

Useless, freeloading bums. All of them.

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Lt-Aldo-Raine 2 points ago +2 / -0

White Male Privilege:

  1. Parachuting behind enemy lines into heavily defended Normandy.

  2. Suffering zero degree weather under heavy artillery fire for weeks at the Ardennes Forest / Battle of the Bulge.

  3. See firsthand the horrors of National Socialism while liberating NAZI deathcamps.

And that's just a partial battle history for Dick Winters and the 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment / Easy Company.

Fucking white males and their privilege.

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Lt-Aldo-Raine 8 points ago +8 / -0

Is this because of "Catholics in name only" like Biden and Pelosi, versus actual Catholics who attend church, study the Bible, try to follow doctrine, etc. you think?

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Lt-Aldo-Raine 9 points ago +9 / -0

Evangelicals are fully behind Trump, and we will be at the polls in person Tuesday, despite the cold spell here. I'm personally driving 2 neighbors to the polls at 6:30am to beat the crowds.

There really is no need to talk to anyone at church about the election this morning, though I do believe the Pastor is going to take a moment for us all to pray for the country. Even those who are put off by his New York tough-guy talk are putting that all behind them for the election.

Donald Trump is the only pro-life, pro-religious liberties candidate. He is the only choice for Bible-believing Christians.

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Lt-Aldo-Raine 13 points ago +13 / -0

Aren't those wearing red or blue supposed to violently attack each other on sight?'

Admittedly, my knowledge of urban gang culture is pretty weak.

Maybe Trump is just the great uniter after all.

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Lt-Aldo-Raine 7 points ago +7 / -0

Trump must punish this fat fuck even harder. Nothing short of a Dishonorable Discharge will do. Lying under oath to frame the Commander in Chief? Leavenworth, motherfucker.

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Lt-Aldo-Raine 16 points ago +16 / -0

“Watch out for false prophets. They come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they are ferocious wolves. By their fruit you will recognize them. Do people pick grapes from thornbushes, or figs from thistles? Likewise, every good tree bears good fruit, but a bad tree bears bad fruit. A good tree cannot bear bad fruit, and a bad tree cannot bear good fruit. Every tree that does not bear good fruit is cut down and thrown into the fire. Thus, by their fruit you will recognize them." - Matthew 7:15-20

Corruption. Abortion. Sexual assault of minors. Addiction. Cheating. Full blow mental illness. Serial lying. False promises. Child trafficking. False witness. Tyranny.

Yes, we recognize Democrats by their fruit alright.

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Lt-Aldo-Raine 17 points ago +17 / -0

And during those 3-4 hours, he sleeps on a king sized bed stuffed with cash next to a smoking hot international super model.

Our President.

[wipes away tear]

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Lt-Aldo-Raine 3 points ago +3 / -0

1) impeachment due to corruption, 2) the 26th amendment, 3) resignation due to rapidly failing health, 4) chinese flu fatality, or a 5) bizarre gym accident.

Take your pick. Maybe even pull a Dave. In any case, someone, somewhere is weighing all of these carefully.

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