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Lt-Aldo-Raine 8 points ago +8 / -0

If Democrats got their way in 1861, people of color would not be voting at all.

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Lt-Aldo-Raine 15 points ago +15 / -0

The Democrat's 2016 Pied Piper Strategy has got to be the most epic backfire of all time.

"Let Trump win the primary. Everyone will see he's crazy and vote for Hillary or not at all."

Their childish, bullshit schemes always backfire and it's fucking hilarious.

Oh, and by the way Democrats, thanks for 8 glorious years of Donald Trump! LoL - idiots.

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Lt-Aldo-Raine 12 points ago +12 / -0

My first thought was the wood chipper scene from Fargo.

Odd...

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Lt-Aldo-Raine 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just don't rawdog it, bro. A child's life may be at stake.

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Lt-Aldo-Raine 9 points ago +9 / -0

Mark Kelly is a complete piece of shit.

This country gave him everything. A free education. A navy career. Made him an astronaut. All on the taxpayers dime.

And what does this turd do to repay his country? Everything possible to strip fundamental Constitutional rights. Rights that have been fought and died over for over 200 years.

"WHAAAAH WHAAAH My dumbass wife got shot, so now everyone must give up basic rights because I said so. WHAAHH" - Sawed-off, bald-headed fuck Mike Kelly

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Lt-Aldo-Raine 16 points ago +16 / -0

Smart, attractive, highly accomplished, and the mother of 7 young children (2 adopted from Haiti.)

Everything about her is triggering as hell to the blue-haired hambeast brigade.

And I bet she makes a hell of a casserole for PTA and church events.

triggered

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Lt-Aldo-Raine 12 points ago +12 / -0

When Kamala Harris gives that telltale cackle:

  1. She is willfully lying.
  2. She has been caught lying.
  3. She is buying time to think of a good lie.
  4. She flat doesn't know the answer to a question.
  5. Someone has just spoken truth, and it makes her uncomfortable.

Her hideous laugh is a huge tell. She is just not very good at situations she can't fuck her way out of.

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Lt-Aldo-Raine 122 points ago +122 / -0

Crooked H had access to the real polls, not the fake push-poll bullshit the democrat activist media force feeds to us peasants.

Biden has the real polls too, as does Trump.

This is why Trump exudes confidence in the runup to November 3rd, while Biden hides in his basement, weeping like a bitch.

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Lt-Aldo-Raine 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hit their 1) endowments, 2) federal funding, and 3) federal loan guarantees to recover the principal plus a hefty penalty.

Harsh punishment is the only thing whackjob liberals understand. They can't be reasoned with.

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Lt-Aldo-Raine 19 points ago +19 / -0

phobia (noun) : a persistent and excessive fear of an object or situation.

I'm not afraid of fat people, I just don't want them rooting around in my pantry.

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Lt-Aldo-Raine 122 points ago +122 / -0

Yes, the lying bastards will always try to cheat. But: 1) Current and former voter registrations and party affiliations are public record, as are campaign contributions, and 2) getting caught lying on your resume is a fireable offense, even for federal employees.

And yes, significantly smaller government for sure. As an added bonus, if the federal workforce is 1/2 Republican, would the Democrats fight so hard to keep it so large and bloated?

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Lt-Aldo-Raine 445 points ago +447 / -2

As if we needed another reason to vote Trump:

  1. Fire as many of the bastards as possible.

  2. Scatter the federal agencies in D.C. thoroughly across the entire country.

  3. Require the federal workforce to reflect the population politically: about 1/2 Democrat, 1/2 Republican - not 90% Democrat.

This is how we drain the swamp.

This is the way.

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Lt-Aldo-Raine 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Democrats thought they were making some kind of principled stand by not showing up.

The rest of the committee was just relieved they didn't have to hear the assholes cry and whine today. A gift.

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Lt-Aldo-Raine 13 points ago +13 / -0

It does not fit into their "Things I want or need should be free, and fuck whoever gets hurt in the process" Economic Theory, hence the REEEEEEEEEEEEs.

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Lt-Aldo-Raine 6 points ago +7 / -1

Looks like "Barack the Magic Negro" has lost all of his powers.

Almost like people only kissed his ass when he could do something for them, but always knew he was a lightweight and a tool. He is of no use to anyone now.

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Lt-Aldo-Raine 4 points ago +4 / -0

Petulant little children:

Mittens Romney doesn't get the SoS job, so now he's fervently anti-Trump.

"Andy the Wop" Napolitano doesn't get a SCOTUS nomination, so now fervently anti-Trump.

Little Tony Scaramucci fails miserably as W.H. Comm Director, so now fervently anti-Trump.

Crying little babies who didn't get their way, tantruming like spoiled little children. Trump must turn them over his knee, and bust their asses.

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Lt-Aldo-Raine 55 points ago +55 / -0

This kind of bullshit reminds me of the U.S. Army deserter, Charles Jenkins. He left his post and defected to North Korea so he wouldn't be sent to Viet Nam.

They put him in a one-room house with other deserters and made them memorize large portions of Korean propaganda, specifically their communist Juche philosophy.

If they got even a single word wrong, in Korean, they beat the shit out of them until they got it right.

Democrats are no different. You damn well better get every last single point of dogma correct, or you will get a beat-down, and you will get cancelled. Just like the communists in Korea and elsewhere.

Mindless, useless puppets.

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Lt-Aldo-Raine 57 points ago +57 / -0

A stud of a man who has tapped top-shelf pussy from one end of this world to the other?

As my President?

Fuck. Yes.

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Lt-Aldo-Raine 3 points ago +3 / -0

When referencing assholes like this:

"Vice Media, the extreme left-wing supporters of of ANTIFA and BLM domestic terror groups, said in an article today that..."

Two can play at this game.

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Lt-Aldo-Raine 34 points ago +34 / -0

"If he has nothing to hide, he should welcome a special prosecutor" - Democrats to Trump and the media on Russian collusion claims, circa 2017

All of which will be conveniently forgotten with Joe Biden, though I wish Trump would ram it down their throats.

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Lt-Aldo-Raine 11 points ago +11 / -0

And the response: "Joe Biden is on the ticket, and he gets a 50% kickback on all the illegal schemes he sets up for his crackhead son. 50% kickback, 100% corrupt."

This really is like an organized crime family. Associates kick up to soldiers. Soldiers kick up to capos. Capos kick up to the big boss. All in exchange for protection and influence.

Joe Biden is the boss of this crime family, just like Trump said.

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Lt-Aldo-Raine 2 points ago +2 / -0

The funny thing is when Biden loses, and he will, everyone will blame Hunter. Joe, his desperate-to-be-first-lady wife, all the Democrats, the media, everyone. He will be the punching bag for half the nation, and the butt of jokes for the other half.

If Mt Everest were made of crack, it would not be enough for Hunter after this election.

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