440,000 Americans have not died from the coof. Those are DRASTICALLY over-reported and artificially inflated numbers.

Shittens Romney is literally cancer

Thanks.

Bring me up to speed bois. Who's the commie chick?

Probably safe to assume at this point that this site is completely compromised.

Are the image servers not migrated over yet? Getting a lot of broken links.

Obama only mentioned Trump once, and the media is acting like this a YUGE deal.

Oh, look. The fun police are here. It's a joke, not a dick Francis. Don't take it so hard.

Are you actually that stupid? I served in the military for 12 years. I am NOT a braindead, dumb and obedient adult idiot. I did not join because I thought it was cool or because I was retarded.

I didn't get a pension when I left despite being injured. I got into law enforcement because in my small community, I can actually have an impact on the community I serve. I do not know a SINGLE police officer that would deliberately harm anyone "just because they're following orders." To even assume that is repugnant.

I know my response will fall on deaf ears because you won't bother to self-reflect, but you're wrong.

You're just mad because Big Mike usually make you bite the pillow.

Hunter, is that you?

No offense, but after the Great Fang Fang debacle, I'm skeptical to heed the words from a Wang.

Plot twist: That's actually the Green Room at Fox.

*big kock

I thought Al Gore invented the internet.

Nope. In fact, when His disciples told him that the two swords they had were enough, He told them to sell their cloak and buy another.

Being banned from Reddit was the first major purge to silence the voice of opposition. Now it has become commonplace.

It should go without saying that the same thing will occur here. They will shill us from within, infiltrate the mod team and eventually, they'll shut it all down.

Personally, I think a bathroom at a 7-11 is more sacred than the septic tank known as Congress.

*was FIFY

Probably a show of force. Saying, "We're bickering amongst ourselves, but stay the hell away from the US."

Deterrence

She's finally showing a little backbone.

He won't suck it, but he will hold it in his mouth til the swelling goes down.

I spell red pills: M855

Invaded by fucking commies.

Account was suspended. Video gone.

Fuck Twatter.