(In Michael Jackson voice)

"Want some Jesus Juice little boy?"

THIS is the best verb I have ever read on The Donald.

I thank you, wordsmith.

80's metalhead til I DIE!!

Good luck trying to sneak in Covid vaccine lyrics into Dio and Dokken.

This is the hardest I have laughed on The Donald since Election Night.

THANK YOU for making me laugh in the midst of this crazy clown world!!

(I read your comment in the TV Announcer Voice---LOL)

THIS. IS. AWESOME!!!

Well met, m'lord..... well met.

Your coworkers may be dead in 1-3 years with auto-immune deficiency.....

Promotion and raise for you??

I ROOTED out the liberal friends out of my life, like the plant-killing weeds that they are.

ONLY $62,500 ????

Women sue for MILLIONS for behavior like this!!!

"Male privilege" my ASS.

HILARIOUS.

Take my upvote, you clever bastard.

HEY MODS!!!!

PLEASE STICKY THIS!!!

This is really helpful, thought-provoking, and well-written.

WE. NEED. THIS.

Thank you.

THIS IS NOT..... "CANADIAN WACO."

There was no guy inside the church wearing glasses claiming to be Jesus' 2nd Coming.

UMMMM....

PLEASE REMEMBER WHAT FOX NEWS DID TO PRESIDENT TRUMP ON ELECTION NIGHT.

Their false reporting and numbers manipulation in Arizona were UNFORGIVEABLE.

STOP. WATCHING. FOX.

P.S. Any company that hires lying, cheating, Donna Brazille is evil.

(in Peter Griffin voice)

"S-S-S-S-S SWAMP MONSTER!!!!!"

I read that comment in Towelie's voice.

I thank you.

"NO, Mike..... I don't know HOW to spell "Iscariot".

NEVER. FLYING. UNITED. AGAIN.

Who wants to die just because a tranny feels suicidal one day??

EXCELLENT post!!!

I wish I could give you 100,000 upvotes!!

But... I'd have to do that at 3 AM after we have a water main burst....

I really appreciate you posting this.

After this last year.... we all need to hear this.

Keep your powder dry!!

They will keep jabbing until Bill Gates decides enough people died.

THANK YOU for using duck duck go instead of google.

You ROCK!

Stay strong and resolute. I am in the same boat.

Keep your powder dry!!

They are heavy-handed because they have no good IDEAS.

Socialism is NOT a good idea.

So... all they have is National Guard around D.C. and loud, incessant media lies.

I KNOW!!!

Bang is the best new product in YEARS!!

THANK YOU for this!!

I don't buy any of those products but I will let others know to avoid them.

Best April Fool's I saw !!

I was clicking and ready to fight you--LOL.

Good work !!