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MAGA_ALL_DAY 10 points ago +10 / -0

I was in Atlanta visiting family when Pence (pre-traitor days) came there for a meeting and got to see the motorcade. I was about to get an Uber and the cops had the road shut down. I was in Midtown Atlanta, which for those who don't know, is a VERY LGBTQ++QUERIGHREIGH (whatever the fuck it is now) prone area of the city. There was still at least 100+ people on the side of the road along with myself cheering the motorcade on and waving. The fact that Heels-Up can't even get people to stand by the road for a few minutes is purely pathetic.

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MAGA_ALL_DAY 3 points ago +3 / -0

Along came Lou with the old baboon and said "I recognize that smell, Smells like seven layers, That beaver eatin' Taco Bell!".

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MAGA_ALL_DAY 5 points ago +5 / -0

Saddam was found in a hole, and hung at an Iraqi/American joint base in Bagdhad.

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MAGA_ALL_DAY 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wanted the mosquito so badly. It was so damn funny that it made everyone laugh

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MAGA_ALL_DAY 6 points ago +7 / -1

I believe that no one voted for that ugly piece of shit. In the voting line that was the biggest discussion while waiting. Everyone thought it was ugly as hell. Lots of people were mad that we didn't get a choice of 3 or so.

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MAGA_ALL_DAY 2 points ago +2 / -0

Articles from 2017 say $200k initiation, and $14k/year dues.

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MAGA_ALL_DAY 1 point ago +1 / -0

This. That FBI warning a few days ago made me super suspect of this today.

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MAGA_ALL_DAY 9 points ago +9 / -0

Somewhat. Luckily I have a pawn shop that has been really good at keeping primers and powder in stock. Can't be super picky on the powder, but they do have it.

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MAGA_ALL_DAY 8 points ago +8 / -0

Same here. My friends and I were on voice chat and go "wait what the fuck?"

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MAGA_ALL_DAY 14 points ago +14 / -0

Sadly, that's how it has been lately!

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MAGA_ALL_DAY 153 points ago +154 / -1

The stupidest thing I've read today. Jesus H. Christ.

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MAGA_ALL_DAY 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wouldn't think much about Andrews. Marine One flies from the WH to Andrews to get onto AF1 where it is housed.

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MAGA_ALL_DAY 3 points ago +3 / -0

You have to stare them in the eyes and assert dominance. You will then be respected while your bowl movement is released into freedom.

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MAGA_ALL_DAY 6 points ago +6 / -0

I told my family in our group chat the same thing. Literally saving up a 3-day long Chipotle binge.

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