1
MAGA_Flocka_Flame 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol so he was saying his father was a drunk?

8
MAGA_Flocka_Flame 8 points ago +9 / -1

MSM was really shilling Popeyes in 2019,

They are owned by Burger King/Tim Hortons, Burger King encouraged people to throw milkshakes at Nigel Farage

I don’t trust them

1
MAGA_Flocka_Flame 1 point ago +1 / -0

It had just snowed so the “looters” made it rain 💵

2
MAGA_Flocka_Flame 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’ve always wondered how they tasted, but also wondered if they smelled bad because of the Monty Python insult “Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries”

Is that just the tree, or flowers that smell bad or something? Do they even smell bad?

11
MAGA_Flocka_Flame 11 points ago +11 / -0

Yep, it was a jab at himself and dipshits got their panties in a wad saying he was “fat shaming” while looking at pictures of him drinking it and saying “HURR DURR GOTCHA!”

4
MAGA_Flocka_Flame 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well… they don’t exactly use stem cells AS a sweetener, they used them to test sweeteners

They were kinda used as artificial taste buds to see what people might like. So a person isn’t drinking actual stem cells when they drink Pepsi (might actually be healthier than the garbage they do put in it), but they used genetically engineered cells to see if you might like what new formulas they come up with so that’s some fucking matrix shit

1
MAGA_Flocka_Flame 1 point ago +1 / -0

It’s a berry that makes sour stuff taste sweet. About the size of an olive (with a pit) but taste like a mildly sweet raspberry

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synsepalum_dulcificum

https://infogalactic.com/info/Synsepalum_dulcificum

And you are correct; Rumsfeld is an asshole. He used to be head of GD Searle who was the company trying to commercialize aspartame and very likely is responsible for having contacts with the FDA to try and shutdown approval for miracle berries a while back

https://archive.is/VJ26h

https://archive.is/bfus3

6
MAGA_Flocka_Flame 6 points ago +6 / -0

Were you there on T_D for the whole spirit cooking shit in 2016?

3
MAGA_Flocka_Flame 3 points ago +3 / -0

Apparently Donald Rumsfeld is to thank for aspartame being used and not a natural sweetener like miracle berries

2
MAGA_Flocka_Flame 2 points ago +2 / -0

I USE THEM FOR KEEPING PAPERS TOGETHER AND PAINTING EASTER EGGS! I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT ELSE I’D USE THEM FOR… 👀

2
MAGA_Flocka_Flame 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can translate:

30 cm is 12 inches or 1 foot

50 cm is about 20 inches

2
MAGA_Flocka_Flame 2 points ago +2 / -0

I see a big one named “Geraldine” in the picture

:V

2
MAGA_Flocka_Flame 2 points ago +2 / -0

Toxoplasmosis (can sometimes be found in cat shit) causes schizophrenia, and higher instances of suicide…

I’m starting to see a pattern here

5
MAGA_Flocka_Flame 5 points ago +5 / -0

Meanwhile, Carter did nothing for the US…

1
MAGA_Flocka_Flame 1 point ago +1 / -0

Which is why they are trying to lower the voting age to 16…

7
MAGA_Flocka_Flame 7 points ago +7 / -0

Since there are now mixed bears, (Grolar Bears and Pizzlies) those will probably start showing up in commercials

:V

11
MAGA_Flocka_Flame 11 points ago +11 / -0

LEAVE HIM ALONE ATF! HE DOESN’T HAVE A DOG!

9
MAGA_Flocka_Flame 9 points ago +9 / -0

“But she told you to do it”

“Yes but in the next couple years you’ll need to use them as well”

Dude killed two birds with one stone that day

view more: ‹ Prev Next ›