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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 2 points ago +2 / -0

It took me forever to get rid of malware that Forbes put on my computer one time

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 10 points ago +10 / -0

Step one: go on Facebook

Step two: Like an I Fucking Love Science Post with galaxies and bullshit on it

There you go, there’s their scientific method

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 1 point ago +1 / -0

Im telling you even a massacre didn’t get our founding fathers asses in gear.

It took that, plus time, plus a whole lot of other bullshit

There’s already been massacres

There’s already been a bunch of other bullshit

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 8 points ago +8 / -0

Only democrats are allowed to do anything comrad, because some animals are more equal than others

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 2 points ago +2 / -0

I guess those blue check marks CAN be useful

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 1 point ago +1 / -0

I bet plenty of people denounced the Boston Tea Party in 1773

Then three years later happened

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 1 point ago +1 / -0

1770 Americans: I guess we’re gonna let ourselves get shot (Boston Massacre)

1773 Americans: I guess we will have to deal with higher tea prices. Those weirdos tossing it into the harbor didn’t help anything

1776 Americans: ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!

Notice how it didn’t happen in one year?

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 6 points ago +6 / -0

It took them 6 years to get started

Boston Massacre was in 1770

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 1 point ago +1 / -0

Also, there are 50 Million unaccounted for social security numbers that just float around

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 2 points ago +2 / -0

The princess of that castle is msrried to the dragon

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 2 points ago +2 / -0

I never even knew Mrs Butterworth was supposed to be black

I just thought she was anthropomorphized syrup

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 15 points ago +15 / -0

I hate it when people don’t flush

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 3 points ago +3 / -0

<in a few months>

“I’m dick pregnant now everyone!”

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