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MAGAnaga 1 point ago +1 / -0

I've been thinking about this all morning, there can only be one president, you can't have two parties see eye-to-eye yet both put forward candidates.

If we had ranked-choice voting, then this would be viable, Patriot party and Republican Party with both throw in their votes for whoever would win, because sure as fuck none of us are going to vote liberal

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MAGAnaga 1 point ago +1 / -0

Then we become one of the two parties in the two party system, and 'Republicans' become a 3rd party.

We have the numbers, Trump's votes prove this.

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MAGAnaga 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nah, the Yoni cult is moon worship, completely different genesis.

But it's still fucking hellworthy heresy no matter what.

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MAGAnaga 2 points ago +2 / -0

Since paleolithic times that sign meant pussy, Mitch is a big fat ANCIENT pussy.

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MAGAnaga 0 points ago +1 / -1

So does Angela Merkel, but they use two fingers by the side, not one here.

This is the Yoni.

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MAGAnaga 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sorry for the formatting errors, transferring Word to comment boxes isn't an exact science

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MAGAnaga 1 point ago +1 / -0

<part 2>

“So, like a cult leader?” the president asked wryly.

“No sir, I deeply respect our chapter master, he is a man of utmost integrity and capability, but he is only one chapter master in tens of thousands. Not an object of worship. There is ritual in our private gatherings that outsiders may interpret as religion, but in a very real way our society predates religion. We do these rituals to remind us of our tasks, and of the tactics of the enemy, and to build group solidarity. Our society makes no claims about a deity and only references the religious faces of the Cult of the Yoni as human organizations with unique tactical engagement requirements.”

The bodyguard went on to say “For example, I’m a Pentecostal Christian, and nothing in our society teachings has ever contravened the Bible. I would have dropped right out even before the apprentice period if I had even thought it would. In fact, with the knowledge I have gained since joining, there are parts of the Bible that seem so much more understandable to me now.”

“Ok, go on about how you know Wind Eye.” The president redirected. “Our chaptermaster introduced us to each other at our initiation. Four of us were there that day. Wind Eye, Lightning Mole, Clear Sky, and myself. We endured the initiation together and because only through working together were we able to overcome and complete the challenges. Along with the shared losses along the way, we became closer than family.”

The bodyguard leaned forward to intimate “I know it sounds terrible but if Wind Eye ever told me my very own beloved mother was a Cult asset. I would believe him. That is how deep my trust for him is.”

“Well, how can you be sure that the guy in the mask has been the same person the whole time?”

“Our society uses three signifiers of membership. The Face. We all know our chapter master, and he knows all of us, but we wouldn’t recognize each other just passing casually on the street and this is very important. When we recognize someone, there are pretty obvious unconscious visual tells. Our eyes dilate, most people experience facial responses that do not happen when being presented visually with similar images or video of strangers”

“It is an absolute fact that the Cult makes use of ubiquitous camera surveillance technology that has become available and everpresent in the last fifteen years. There are server racks full of dedicated machines doing nothing but crunching this data, and that includes as minute details as pupil dilation and unconscious face reactions. Couple this with an ever expanding database, and undercover societies and plots become trivial to root out.”

“Our predecessors have always worn masks to our secret meetings, even when the tribe was 20 people and you knew who was behind the mask because you hunted with them every day. But masks are important, symbolically then and security-wise now. If I passed Wind Eye anywhere on the street, I’d never betray unconscious recognition.”

“Second is the Voice. We all know each other’s, and this is the main way we communicate. In person, mask to mask, voice to voice. I know Wind Eye’s voice and even if he whispered it across a room I would instantly recognize it. We actually did drills to perfect this. So many drills…”

“The last is the Regalia. Every member of the chapter has a ceremonial robe of similar design and theme, denoting their rank and specialty. Chapter brothers have simple robes, with slightly more detail reserved for the chapter master. When we go to the Gathering of the Chapters once every five years, all are masked and this is how we regiment our chapter and chapter master in the throng. I can look at any other society member’s robe and know of their chapter history and their place in it. Color and symbol all have a rich library of meaning for those initiated. It’s honestly a bit breathtaking to see us all together.”

“Ok, this is beginning to sound like a frat party joke.” the president doubted, as he crossed his arms over his barrel chest.

“Sir, I know it does at first. In the coming months you may begin to feel differently. I do admit sometimes feeling a little silly doing gun drills in a full length robe but I understand our society’s need for external symbols when our identities are so partial. Plus the added challenge of managing all that heavy cloth makes training more effective” the bodyguard replied sheepishly.

“I’m getting a little tired of this ‘our society this’ and ‘our society that’ jazz dance, do you guys have a name?” the president asked pointedly.

“Again, like the Cult, we’ve had a lot of names. Most you’ve never heard of. Our chapter likes to refer to ourselves as ‘The One’, or ‘The Many as One’. It’s more of a conceptual framework than it is an actual label. Our second deepest and most ancient symbol is this:” the bodyguard spoke as he lifted his index finger on the right hand he had rested on his knee.

“This symbol is universally recognized by every member of our society and it will always draw attention and assistance.”

“Wait, you mean just the first finger thing? Counting to one?”

“Exactly Mr. president.”

“That seems pretty generic, I mean doesn’t Angela Merkel do that freemason thing with her hands? I mean at least she’s using both hands.”

“The Merkel-Raute, yes. Actually that is one of the callsigns for the Cult of the Yoni, their oldest in fact. Quite perceptive of you to pick up the connection. This is only part of the reason my chapter master put his faith in you so early.” “Merkel is with them?”

“Quite a lot of world leaders are, and billionaires. They’ve had just as long as us to acquire their assets and place their agents. Just most aren’t so obvious.” “How high up is she?”

“The general rule is ‘If they are publicly displaying signs, they are a distraction’. She is a pawn like most others. A comfortable pawn but she makes no decisions. Watch out for her though, she is one of those that know of your awareness. And she will work against you to raise her place within the Cult.” “Wait, you said the first finger was your second oldest symbol. What was the first?” the president asked.

The bodyguard literally blushed and looked off to the side, unable to meet the president’s intense scrutiny.

“It’s quite embarrassing. Mr. president, please understand that when this symbol was adopted, we had barely as a people just begun to tame sheep and cattle, it’s quite crude.”

“Tell me, I’ll take it seriously.” the president assured.

“The erect penis sir, and optionally the testicles” blurted out the bodyguard.

The president broke into sincere laughter and wheezed out “You’re telling me that all those dick drawings in school bathrooms are secret society callsigns?”

“Uh, no sir, and kind of also yes sir. The erect penis as a symbol is ancient, nearly every culture has vestiges of it. You should see some of the ceremonies they have in rural Japan nowadays.”

“But why a dick?” the president asked amusedly.

“Sir, an erect penis is a symbol of potency, of fertility and mastery, of power, of male strength and determination. It always has been. Both in seriousness and in humor. The symbol is more integrated into our society than you might expect.”

The bodyguard pointed through the limo window to the Washington Monument in the distance and said “Sir I know you will likely doubt this for the moment, but that majestic and world renown monument is Robert Mills’s homage to his membership in our society, and deliberately designed to embody facets of our secret knowledge. He was a visionary and his name will never be forgotten by any of our order.”

The bodyguard then lifted his finger again and looked meaningfully into the president’s still doubtful gaze.

“The Many as One, a lineage of men down the ages who recognize each other and work together as One to stop the threat of the overthrow of our way of life which is as ancient as the time when man first sowed seeds into the earth. All for one goal. Keeping our rightful prominence in society as the Cult of the Yoni works endlessly to demolish it.”

“Wait, this sounds a lot like sexism Charlie…” the president trailed off.

“No sir, far from it. The society believes women should thrive and be cherished for their meaningful contributions to the world. Our mothers were women, Mary was a woman. Women have many inherent qualities that men do not possess. Without these qualities life as we know it wouldn’t be possible. If anything, what many would call today’s ‘third wave feminism’ actually seeks to oppress women by removing the cherished traditional cultural protections that enabled women to achieve greatness historically for thousands of years.”

“The Cult is not only women, or if reports are to be trusted, even have women exclusively as their innermost circle. There are plenty of men that have been approached for membership and indoctrination. Even some of our own prospective brothers have been offered places in their schemes in exchange for loyalty.”

“There are also several world leaders besides Merkel, for example the King of Sweden is traditionally invited to be a moderate ranking member of the Cult since the 1600s at least.”

“Didn’t they just change their rules of succession?” asked the president.

“Indeed they did, so that any gender child can be considered the monarch. Princess Victoria will be their queen someday. And yes, it was a deliberate act to forward the Cult of the Yoni’s goals, but again since we can see it, it is likely just a distraction.”

“This is starting to make my head spin” the president said as he reached for a seltzer water from the limo’s beverage fridge.

“So let’s assume all of this is true. What am I supposed to do?” the president asked as he sipped.

“That is something only you can truly discover the answer to. Wind has been trained to help you with your research, but only you will have the security clearance to actually do it. Then when you uncover what is hidden there, and piece together the connections, you must decide what to do about it.”

The limo began pulling up to the drive through and the driver rattled off the president’s standard order.

“Charlie, I’m still not sure about this. I need to connect the dots and see where it leads, but my gut is telling me that you’re onto something big here.” the president admitted.

“Bigger than you even and even I yet know, Mr. president” said the bodyguard.

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MAGAnaga 35 points ago +35 / -0

That symbol is known as the "Yoni", and is the Hindu representation of the female vulva.

It has been a symbol for thousands of years of feminism especially back when being a feminist would get you killed.

Entire Cults were once built around it which probably added to the medieval conceptualization of witches.

You might know it's modern expression as those pink pussyhats.

The hand sign has been used for a very long time because of how simple it is to do how innocuous it seems but how full of symbolic meaning it is to those who understand it.

One interpretation of this could be Mitch was just instructed by his leftist handlers to "keep being a big fucking pussy".

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MAGAnaga 1 point ago +1 / -0

You have no idea how much I wish that were true...

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MAGAnaga 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wait, what did I miss?

I thought we liked him?

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MAGAnaga 1 point ago +1 / -0

Most active doesn't mean the most populous, you have to check the variety of tripcodes and /b/ still rules on that.

/thedonald was the most active sub on Reddit for literally a year-and-a-half before it ever became highly populous.

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MAGAnaga 1 point ago +1 / -0

The fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom: and the knowledge of the holy is understanding.

Proverbs 9:10

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MAGAnaga 1 point ago +1 / -0

According to procedure the process should start in about 45 minutes

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MAGAnaga 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh, He will.

Just it's not the truth you want to hear.

God's will be done because God's will is always done no matter what human hands and hearts do to prevent it.

God's mandate is incontrovertible, unavoidable and always walks in Victory no matter what the opposition.

I want you to think about that come the 20th of January. Think about it hard.

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MAGAnaga 1 point ago +1 / -0

Do we have an organization thread or do we just wander around till we find us?

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MAGAnaga 8 points ago +8 / -0

A Pepe heart is awarded every time you get banned from a blue hair sub.

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MAGAnaga 5 points ago +5 / -0

That would require him to be injured in combat but looking at that Grizzly I don't think any amount of Rage Comics can harm him

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MAGAnaga 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have literal credit hours in divinities and have been teaching biblical studies at my church for a decade.

If I were to estimate I am now on my 35th complete read-through of the Bible from start to finish including all of those boring genealogy of Kings chapters.

I am also a contributor to several exegesis journals, both online and in church print circulation in at least three countries.

Every single time the children of Israel took the initiative upon themselves to go in the battle without the will of God backing them they lost.

Lost badly.

At the very best towards the end they were able to come to pyrrhic Victory through great loss.

Yet every time they marched with the will of God enemy armies fell before them without any of the soldiers having to lift a single weapon.

This happened time and time again.

And God is who he says he is who he's always been and will ever be.

That is why I say you are a heretic and I will stand by it and stand before God and declare it in a bold voice with no fear.

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MAGAnaga 0 points ago +1 / -1

You are a heretic and the very word of God burns your mouth black and broken in your iniquity.

Fall to dust son of Mammon, and be forgotten.

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MAGAnaga 2 points ago +2 / -0

I really wish that I could easily impart upon you The Surety and faith that I feel in what will be coming.

4Chan's massive Jesus is Lord get a few hours ago should have been a sign to EVERYONE.

Also I think you misunderstand, I'm not telling people to not show up. I'm telling people show up so we can be there to witness this moment in history but we're not going to have to lift a finger and neither really is Trump.

God's will be done.

Think about that statement a bit oh, how it's formed, what it means, and I hope it brings you a little peace.

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MAGAnaga 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's fine, it's good to be there and I'm only a 3-hour drive away so see you there I guess.

But bookmark this post so you can come back after the rally and tell me how your fears were unfounded.

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MAGAnaga 9 points ago +9 / -0

There aren't many Christians on 4chan and never have been, also the number 3 does have particular significance in the trinity and the three Realms and 3 ritual Washings and a whole bunch of other stuff

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MAGAnaga 2 points ago +2 / -0

I understand if we look at this purely from a legal and political standpoint that it seems insurmountable.

But I want you to understand in the very big scheme of things a lot of those little political and legal loopholes won't matter in the coming new dawn.

This month we are on the cusp of History like mankind hasn't seen in the last 300 years maybe even since when Jesus walked and spoke.

The old ways will blow away to dust and a new kingdom is about to be established. I also understand that it may be difficult for you to have faith in this.

It's probably difficult for a lot of us to have faith in any of this but I tell you God is in control.

There is no other statement I can make in my entire existence that is more true than that, God is in control he always has been he always will be.

So much of what has happened in the last 4 years have been prophesized in the Bible and there are literally no other prophecies that need to be fulfilled before Armageddon begins.

All of these doubts and misgivings you have now will transform into strength and Surety as you watch The Mighty hand of God work on this world his perfect will.

This is how Faith Grows by witnessing his will be done in ways beyond anything man can accomplish.

Stay strong brother gird your loins and read the Bible.

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MAGAnaga 1 point ago +1 / -0

The walls of Jericho fell without a single touch from man's hands.

When God went before the children of Israel as a column of Fire the armies against them fell even though they outnumber the children of Israel 10 and hundreds of times.

There were many times that God sent out the armies with the musicians in front not because he needed soldiers but because he needed people to carry back all the spoils of the enemy camps as they fell upon each other in God inspired Madness.

This is what will happen the 6th and 20th, without us having to raise a hand without even Trump having to raise his voice the entirety of the universe will spin to God's will.

In the Bible we are told "Thou shalt not kill", and God has clearly said that vengeance is his.

I have nothing against my brother's arming up because it is our right. But we will not need them, we never really have needed them.

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MAGAnaga 3 points ago +3 / -0

I understand that man, Faith isn't simple to cultivate at times.

We will be there in numbers unimaginable there is no doubt of this.

And when this is all passed you will look back at the brief moment of your weakness and laugh at how baseless it was, and you will grow a bit stronger in your faith for the next test.

This is how it works, being Witnesses to amazing things Beyond mortal man's hands reminds us that it is God's hands that moves every piece, every single piece.

Saint and sinner sand and sky all bow to God's perfect will.

In one month's time you will have witnessed a series of astounding victories that will transform you and give you peace and remind you who is in control.

Trump is God's, and as in all things God's will be done.

Note that in the Bible it doesn't say through a man's hands God's will be done, just God's will be done because it needs nothing else for all things to come true.

God spoke the universe into existence and what will be spoken by Trump on the 6th and the 20th will shake the world.

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