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MAGAnic316 14 points ago +14 / -0

He was on the verge, the absolute last nanosecond of calling the new regime a fake/fraud/illegitimate, but he caught himself mid-sentence and said, "I gotta be real careful what I say here folks..."

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MAGAnic316 2 points ago +2 / -0

"You have to take the vaccine so that you don't contract or spread the virus, but keep in mind even if you do take the vaccine you could still contract or spread the virus 🀑 🌎

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MAGAnic316 23 points ago +23 / -0

No offence but, where's the meme? All you did was post an actual picture of her πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

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MAGAnic316 16 points ago +16 / -0

*Amy waddles onto stage...

😐

*Looks to the left, looks to the right.

"vAjOiNa!!!"

*thunderous applause πŸ‘ πŸ‘πŸ‘

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MAGAnic316 1 point ago +1 / -0

"It gladdens me to know that Odin prepares for a feast.. soon i shall be drinking ale from curved horns..."

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MAGAnic316 8 points ago +8 / -0

"Mr president, what enchanted you the most..."

Sycophantic, sanctimonious suck ups.

Fake news for a fake president

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MAGAnic316 2 points ago +2 / -0

Take that, white middle class. Fuck you!!!

Picking right back up where the Kenyan left off πŸ‘

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MAGAnic316 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why would he fire his own man? Wray has already been working for them for close to 4 years now.

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MAGAnic316 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just hurting I guess. Don't get me wrong, I admire the hell out of her and will probably hang on to every damn tweet she puts out over the next few weeks, just feeling really jaded the way things have turned out. Trying to avoid becoming a doomer, but at the same time I don't really wanna hear more hopium right now. Probably just need to cry alone in my car (like a man), punch myself in the dick and then get back to work πŸ˜†

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MAGAnic316 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fake news

Fake outrage

Fake polls

Fake candidate

Fake election

Fake inauguration πŸ‘ˆ We are here

Fake government

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MAGAnic316 1 point ago +1 / -0

Drumpf as well as Covid19, Covid21, Covid24 etc etc moving forward. Empty promises and bullshit excuses go back on the menu tomorrow

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MAGAnic316 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm not even an American and I am so inspired, appreciative and in awe of this great man. He woke many of us up all around the world. God bless him for the rest of his days.

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MAGAnic316 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yeah. As if it isn't already a forgone conclusion that her investigations and court cases are going to hit a dead end the second gramps has sworn the oath. As if Biden's AG won't put a stop to it all pronto. As if every Court up to and including scotus haven't already proven that they don't GAF.

I admire this woman's fighting spirit, I do. But for now I kinda just want her to fuck off

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MAGAnic316 9 points ago +9 / -0

Special Voters Unit πŸ‘

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MAGAnic316 1 point ago +1 / -0

"And now we're gonna play a little game called backstab, this is for Mitch and Pence. Give em a hand everybody... πŸ‘ πŸ‘ πŸ‘.

Okay, now Mitch is a 5 foot turtle without a spine and Mike, you're gonna be the devil disguised as a devout midwestern catholic! (Audience πŸ˜†πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ)

Okay let's take it away everybody!"

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MAGAnic316 7 points ago +7 / -0

Okay, but how is the pic of Rachel Maddow relevant?

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MAGAnic316 8 points ago +8 / -0

The bowels of Hell open up and we hear Hillary's cackling echo from inside

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