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MAG_n_KAG 3 points ago +3 / -0

thats a pretty long winded roundabout way to say youre a bunch of faggots.

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MAG_n_KAG 1 point ago +1 / -0

"And now you know, and knowing is.....is, um....ah, forget it.

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MAG_n_KAG 4 points ago +4 / -0

MAGA no jutsu!

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MAG_n_KAG 6 points ago +6 / -0

my mom turned on the oven, picked me up and held me at the door like she was about to toss my little misbehaving ass in. i remember screaming my ass off, crying and begging not to throw me in.

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MAG_n_KAG 4 points ago +4 / -0

Alright Patriots, gotta put in the extra time on Hadouken training.

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MAG_n_KAG 1 point ago +1 / -0

Anyone with their head not up at their ass knows that the mainstream media is the official propaganda wing of the dem shitlords.

This confirms it for CNN, but we all know the rest of the mainstream media work this way. Add the censorship power of big tech and thats a formidable combo. Even seemingly smart people are not immune to their fascist tactics.

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MAG_n_KAG 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Why dont you put her in charge?!"

Seriously, putting Newt in charge of this situation would be infinitely better than the assclowns they have now.

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MAG_n_KAG 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fucking A

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MAG_n_KAG 20 points ago +20 / -0

how about black people reimagine their fucking culture. thats the real problem.

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MAG_n_KAG 2 points ago +3 / -1

Biden and the gang: "Kamala, you're needed at the border."

Kamala: "Cant I just blow some people."

Biden and the gang: "........umm......."

unzips

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MAG_n_KAG 2 points ago +2 / -0

Its like she went thru the Spaceballs teleporter

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MAG_n_KAG 5 points ago +5 / -0

Nigeria doesnt even have a covid problem. They only have 2000 deaths. That Bill, he's up to something dastardly.

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MAG_n_KAG 10 points ago +10 / -0

fucking cunt did the same thing with Tesla right before they announced that the federal gov will move to all electric.

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MAG_n_KAG 6 points ago +6 / -0

dude, ive seen you use this template with 3 different memes in a row. and i dont get any of them.

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MAG_n_KAG 1 point ago +1 / -0

gotta add Cop Car Trampoline

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MAG_n_KAG 5 points ago +5 / -0

fuck tom cotton. used to think he was a MAGA patriot on the level of DeSantis. turns out he's just another useless little backstabbing bitch.

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MAG_n_KAG 3 points ago +3 / -0

they turned Hulk, the angriest dude in the entire comic book universe, into gigantic pussy. how do you fuck up that bad?

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MAG_n_KAG 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would ABSOLUTELY LOVE for these "peaceful protesters" to come peaceful protest this stadium and burn the whole goddam thing down.

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MAG_n_KAG 3 points ago +3 / -0

its like they skipped the step of building the narrative that extremism was a problem in the military and went straight to making sweeping changes to tackle that problem.

seriously, they didnt even try to lie to us about it. theyre just going do shit because reasons.

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MAG_n_KAG 6 points ago +6 / -0

i hear all these talks and see tv shows that center around some diabolical plan to depopulate the earth. what gets me is, why is it always targeted at the west? the west's birthrate is the lowest among all the countries. if they want to tackle overpopulation, they should start in third world countries.

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MAG_n_KAG 15 points ago +16 / -1

the fact that we havent heard the details yet means the shooting was totally justified.

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