Hmmm, as a Canadian, I assume you're adept at making flapjacks and tapping into that sweet, sweet maple syrup... I also need my wood for my Lincoln Cabin. Are you also a certified Lumberjack? I will need ancestral papers proving direct descendants from Paul Bunyan. Let me know ;)
Obligatory link to Buffalo Bill's theme song because it was a great movie too.
Sadly they are adults