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M_RePenGeVe 3 points ago +4 / -1

After I'm done taking a shit, I like to stand up, turn around, look at the bowl and say, "This is not a Trump rally."

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M_RePenGeVe 1 point ago +1 / -0

TLDR;

  • Impeachment is being told Mommy is disappointed in you.

  • "Wait til your father gets home."

  • Then your father doesn't care and mommy runs off with the gardener.

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M_RePenGeVe 6 points ago +6 / -0

Weird how when the heckler isn't some old guy Joe's bravado doesn't appear.