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MachinistBob 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hey, onions don’t pick themselves.

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MachinistBob 2 points ago +2 / -0

Would 50% of violent crime stop too? If so, I’m in!

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MachinistBob 1 point ago +1 / -0

For the price of a pack of cigarettes, you too can avoid all responsibility.

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MachinistBob 2 points ago +2 / -0

They should just pass a law making theft illegal. That, or start putting up 'No CC stealing Zone' signs.

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MachinistBob 1 point ago +1 / -0

Stung? No way. They got FUCKED!

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MachinistBob 1 point ago +1 / -0

If they make the graph taller, it might look worse.

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MachinistBob 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wouldn't know how to stay free if it bit her in the ass.

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MachinistBob 2 points ago +3 / -1

There's a crap ton of people here with a stupid amount of money. As long as they keep giving it to me, I'll stay too.

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MachinistBob 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shhh....I'm trying to inflate the housing market so I can sell and get the fuck outta here.

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MachinistBob 2 points ago +2 / -0

I said 6 months to the first war. I feel like I kinda blew that...

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