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MadRussian 1 point ago +1 / -0

And the funniest thing, they never do.

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MadRussian 2 points ago +2 / -0

Make mine full Milanese plate...

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MadRussian 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm actually thinking about getting an Indian. Think I'm finally old enough to have a midlife crisis.

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MadRussian 2 points ago +2 / -0

My sides. Men are now officially better at being lesbians than women are. JUST. FUCKING. LOL.

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MadRussian 3 points ago +3 / -0

We have the best antibodies, believe me

Also, I predicted this, damnit:

https://thedonald.win/p/HYGlBmek/coming-to-the-official-trump-mer/c/

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MadRussian 4 points ago +4 / -0

No full sedation - not worth it. Nitrous works wonders for me, and I will be locally numbed. I only had an extraction once before (ironically, it was that same tooth that was responsible for the phobia in the first place), and it was an easy one. The thought of a complex procedure is... unhelpful.

I've had this dentist before and she's good. She's a bit fond of the "stern grandma" act but does her best to redeem the judgey dentist lectures, plus I've actually been good at keeping up with things. The tooth that is coming out today is a victim of a botched filling seven years ago. It was always going to fail, but it lasted a lot longer without any pain or issues than anyone expected.

So all in all, it SHOULD go well (of course it would be better if there was no extraction at all). but the fun thing about irrational fears are irrational...

As for the Russian dentistry. At least back then, doctors were stingy with anesthesia on any level, and dentists in particular. The only time you could expect to be numbed is for an extraction. Pain was a part of it and patients were expected to deal.

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MadRussian 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can't do that, nosiree!

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MadRussian 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's an extraction, but according to the dentist the tooth will be "coming out in pieces" so it won't be a quick pop.

I have a deep-seated phobia from a non-anesthesized root canal I underwent while young in Russia. The rather mind-shattering pain, the light in my eyes, the general feeling of being helpless while someone digs in your mouth, all of it added up to a pants-shitting level of irrational fear that grips me at the thought of any dentistry, much less an extraction.

It's been literally decades and I'm still not quite over it.

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MadRussian 0 points ago +1 / -1

If some random assholes showed up at an apartment building that I lived in, squatted in a common space and started being obnoxious, I'd probably eject them ass-first with their crap not far behind them, too.

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MadRussian 0 points ago +3 / -3

It's not BLM.

The Latinos were having a party in an apartment complex they do not live in, and were being obnoxious. Cops were called and asked them to leave. The black chicks were in the right.

This is fake news, stop reposting it.

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MadRussian 6 points ago +6 / -0

This is a biological attack on the members of lawful government of the United States.

If someone doesn't swing for this, then democrats are truly above the law.

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MadRussian 1 point ago +1 / -0

When he was elected, he openly told the cardinals that they will regret it.

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MadRussian 1 point ago +1 / -0

Roy Drage for President!

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MadRussian 11 points ago +11 / -0

That is not incorrect

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MadRussian 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Don't just tell them you're going to take their guns! Get elected, THEN take their guns!"

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MadRussian 1 point ago +1 / -0

You should see the mental gymnastics on Reddit.

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