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MadRussian 5 points ago +5 / -0

I can just see it.

Trump: "Gents, the markets kinda suck. There's a crowd out there chanting my name that needs a shot in the arm. I'm an old fat man who's about to beat Biden AND this Chinese bullshit like a rented mule. I'm about to walk out there on my own, or yall can take a ride with me in the Beast and be remembered for as long as there is a United States of America. I'm stepping into that elevator in thirty seconds. You'll have to shoot me to stop me. Who's with me?"

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MadRussian 1 point ago +1 / -0

TRUMP IS DIE, CNN TOLD ME SO

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MadRussian 4 points ago +4 / -0

thank you. May you never run out of energy.

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MadRussian 4 points ago +4 / -0

Praise Kek, for the Trump Curse is as unerring as an arrow.

EDIT: You could see it, he was going to bump the Trump2020 car but pussied out at the last second. He then tried to pass, and fucked that up too.

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MadRussian 7 points ago +7 / -0

Too bad Ron Pearlman is a gigacuck.

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MadRussian 2 points ago +2 / -0

Aw man... take my energy. I'm sorry. Be strong. My tears are shed for you.

I don't believe in human reincarnation but I believe animals come back. When it is her time to go, she will open her eyes in a brand-new body, as healthy as can be, and perhaps find her way back to you one way or another.

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MadRussian 10 points ago +10 / -0

Sucky-sucky Winnie the Pooh dicky!

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MadRussian 8 points ago +8 / -0

How can I upvote you twice?

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MadRussian 2 points ago +2 / -0

Because one canna deny the natural order of things...

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MadRussian 28 points ago +28 / -0

FIGHT You glorious bastards

I did my part in Texas. 5 new registered. All red thank you.

FIGHT FOR GOD'S SAKE

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MadRussian 4 points ago +4 / -0

He has no tie

This is photoshop

OMG TRUMP IS DIE

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MadRussian 3 points ago +3 / -0

I gotta say, that's one stealthy oxygen canister he's hooked up to.

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MadRussian 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wish we could keep these cunts in a zoo of some kind, the TDS levels are funny as shit.

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MadRussian 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is that the IWI shotgun I see? A man of culture!

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