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MadRussian 1 point ago +1 / -0

If you are rich, you can hire high-class hookers easily. Not the streetwalker trash, but actual escorts. Probably spend less on them too than what simps spend on the e-whores...

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MadRussian 3 points ago +3 / -0

I get that whores gon' whore and simps gon' simp.

What I don't get is that there are enough simps out there with deep enough pockets to make these whores rich. Especially when free porn is more abundant than ever. And some of the aforementioned whores don't even get naked.

I mean... I get that a guy can drop a few bucks on an actual whore, the kind you fuck that is. I even get that a guy can drop a few bucks at a strip club, hell, at least you get to see some titty and grab some titty IRL. But paying for something like Onlyfans? Why??

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MadRussian 3 points ago +3 / -0

How ironic that the shithole continent is the least affected.

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MadRussian 1 point ago +1 / -0

If he wins, President Kamala "Heels Up" Harris will be sworn in a week after the inauguration, tops.

And then we are REALLY fucked.

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MadRussian 2 points ago +2 / -0

Leaves fewer marks, is quicker and cleaner.

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MadRussian 27 points ago +27 / -0

Cops are expected to order you to surrender and give you a chance to respond. Which is what he was probably doing in the video.

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MadRussian 14 points ago +16 / -2

Cops aren't there to engage in gentlemanly fisticuffs. Criminals should realize that resisting arrest equals a real possibility of acquiring bullet holes.

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MadRussian 10 points ago +11 / -1

He manhandles her, leaves marks, then she goes and sues. Nah.

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MadRussian 54 points ago +55 / -1

The cop waited a lot longer to taze her than I would have.

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MadRussian 5 points ago +5 / -0

So it seems that the pre-rally is a bit larger than Joepedo's entire Kenosha event today.

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MadRussian 2 points ago +2 / -0

Holy shit. He did it twice. First time she shakes his hand off and clearly looks uncomfortable, and he goes right back in.

If I saw someone do it in front of me I would probably get in his face.

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MadRussian 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's my guess. He "got caught with a live boy" and is just as scared now as the rest of the pedoelites.

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MadRussian 6 points ago +6 / -0

FC5 rips on everyone fairly evenly. It's more "Murica as a meme".

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MadRussian 5 points ago +5 / -0

Couldn't happen to a nicer pair of wheels.

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MadRussian 9 points ago +9 / -0

Austin too please.

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MadRussian 2 points ago +2 / -0

Listen, Jack! Covid-19 and the other one was just peacefully tweaking out, but it's not like that is what you want to do. Here's the deal, fat: I think I have the same number of subways when available for the update on my phone call and I can call you back when I'm done!

This Biden campaign speech is brought to you by the Android predictive text

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MadRussian 3 points ago +3 / -0

The sign should be ten feet higher.

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MadRussian 2 points ago +2 / -0

On the upside, she'll drop dead soon enough. Maybe the fat slobs will riot then and she gets a plus-sized golden coffin.

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MadRussian 3 points ago +3 / -0

How much yall wanna bet that this does not apply to mudslimes?

Regardless. Put feminists and liberals in charge, reap dictatorship.

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MadRussian 15 points ago +15 / -0

We might as well be balkanized already. It's the question of survival.

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