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MadRussian 1 point ago +1 / -0

He was a bad dude. And he ran a crew of bad dudes.

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MadRussian 4 points ago +4 / -0

It is now indelible in her muh hippocampus.

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MadRussian 3 points ago +3 / -0

Something like that. The salient point is that bitch got wasted in Cancun and then got her cooch tatted up.

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MadRussian 1 point ago +1 / -0

Brilliant.

Perhaps the best part is that the special election dragged Hill back into the spotlight. I love the fact that she now has to relive everything.

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MadRussian 20 points ago +20 / -0

Let me remind everyone who we got this seat back from.

Katie Hill, the Congressional Whore Extraordinaire, ladies and genitals:

  • Has a history of unproven sexual assault claims. The first time she was assaulted was in kindergarten by another child(!!!). But it's OK because the monstrous perpetrator was also a girl who was "molested herself." From there on out, Katie repeatedly got herself into situations where she would get either stoned or blind drunk, and either made out with someone, or got finger-blasted, or fucked someone. Then her sense of post-coital regret would kick in, and the encounter turns into rape or sexual assault. Of course, none of these incidents were reported to the police or investigated, but feels trump reals, so there you have it.

  • Got an iron cross tattoed on her groin, but that's OK, she thought it was the emblem for a skater brand. While in Cancun, and again blind drunk. Good judgment personified.

  • Met and married a cuck named Kenny Heslep who couldn't hold down a job. Bought a farm with him to foster animals (with what money? see below). Like a good cuck he stayed home while she worked.

  • Oh yes, unlike her husband, she was gainfully employed by PATH, a homeless aid non-profit. Stunningly and bravely utilizing her skillset as a whore and a master of false sexual abuse allegations, Katie rapidly ascended to the position of an executive director, pulling in a cool $174K. Holy fuck! You could buy a whole lot of meals for that! Or house a few people, IDK! But no, our stunning and brave sheroine needed to make dat paper!

  • Meanwhile on the personal front, cucks gotta cuck and whores gotta whore. When Katie married her hapless husband, one of her chief concerns was "well if I'm in a committed relationship, how can I ever fuck a woman again?" No problem! Kenny the Cuck's gotcha: he was posting (with her consent) nude photos of her on multiple sites including Reddit, looking for someone to hook up with his wife. Say, do you like their goat?

  • She got her inspiration to run for an office in the wake of Trump's victory and the subsequent March of a Million Pussy Hats. Being a well-trained liar by this time in her life, she lied her ass off to the voters, positioning herself as a young, fashionably victimized, bisexual (AKA: whore), yet sensible and middle-of-the-road candidate. She then dislodged the incumbent Republican with a 9 point margin. Cucklifornia, ladies and genitals.

  • Upon attaining her office, she wasted no time in hooking up with a political reporter, a freshman female representative and finally a staffer. The latest part was in clear violation of the newly-minted PoundMeToo rules, but it's OK because Katie's a woman, see? Not to break her record, she also accused poor ol' Kenny of being abusive and trying to publicly humiliate her. Motherfucker probably got tired of waiting to get that threesome she promised him when they hitched, and fucking farm animals while she was romping in Washington got old. Kenny then finally found what was left of his balls, divorced her and by most reasonable suspicions leaked the photographic evidence of Katie's whoring.

  • Despite much screeching about muh secksism and muh dubble standards and muh suggy knee and muh patriarky she couldn't even get Nervous Nancy to run interference for her and had to GTFO, forever swearing to battle revenge porn as her final promise.

In short, fuck Katie Hill. Or, actually, don't: you will probably catch something.

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MadRussian 17 points ago +18 / -1

Best movie on recent memory, TBH.

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MadRussian 2 points ago +2 / -0

They will steal it. Ballots are being "found" as we speak. GOP better have an army of cutthroat lawyers on standby for when the results are reversed.

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MadRussian 20 points ago +20 / -0

Gotta be a tranny to be left's darling now

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MadRussian 2 points ago +2 / -0

Couldn't have happened to a nicer cunt.

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MadRussian 10 points ago +10 / -0

Ze goggles, zey do nofing!

Watch K-19 Widowmaker sometime. The commander of a stricken nuclear sub sends men into the irradiated reactor room wearing chemical defense suits. The ship's doctor comments "they might as well be wearing raincoats."

It's part "let the sheep do something, they will feel better" and part "amp up the fear factor."

This was always planned.

November is our test. Either we become Europe... Or we welcome President Trump back to the Oval Office.

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MadRussian 2 points ago +2 / -0

If anything, that should wake people up to the reality of a tide of aggressive, low IQ, dirty garbage humans flowing out of the third world and overrunning the civilized world. And to the reality of how cutthroat the geopolitical rivalry is with the developed third-world actors like China.

If Western world remains slumbering after this... We deserve our doom.

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MadRussian 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is another Trayvon/Hands up don't shoot bullshit set-up.

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MadRussian 1 point ago +3 / -2

I wear it when the shop demands it, and I'm ok with it... Private business and all.

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MadRussian 2 points ago +2 / -0

At this point the answer to this kind of shit should always be: yes, so what? and also, fuck you - do something about it.

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MadRussian 1 point ago +1 / -0

You better do what Karen says, or she'll speak to the manager of the internet.

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MadRussian 16 points ago +18 / -2

Her reply: "encourages".

God help us all, women in international politics. No, scratch that, women in politics, period.

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MadRussian 2 points ago +2 / -0

The push begins. I always suspected that the virus would be used to attack the resurgence of traditional values - including masculinity - but I thought they would at least have the decency to disguise it as a vaccine.

Guess not. I'd sooner fucking die than let them pump me full of estrogen though.

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MadRussian 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nah. I'd rather deal with the devil we know than a psycho bitch who suddenly gets handed a working nuclear arsenal.

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