Y’all were more sober than I was two hours ago and correctly recognized that I actually want Rand to be the Senate majority leader...

Otherwise, same wishes please, Santa.

I am desensitized after 5 years of hilarious shit on T_D, and it’s not easy to get me to LOL.

Good work.

He doesn’t say this unless he already knows things that we do not.

Happening status = it is already

And those who forget the pasta are doomed to reheat it

And send all your positive energy to Rudy et al. where it’s needed most.

This is indeed how it works.

https://www.firstthings.com/article/2020/10/suicide-of-the-liberals

I’d like to buy this man a diet Coke.

I was just watching that shit when it cut out and wondered if it was a legitimate error or not.

I have become desensitized after 5 years of hilarious shit on T_D, and I rarely laugh any more.

This got me.