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Magaman_2 83 points ago +83 / -0

Extra funny for me because my pain-in-the-ass liberal wife left me at the end of 2018 (thankfully). I'm now married to a gorgeous conservative woman, have a great new job, huge house, and we have a new beautiful daughter born last week. Ex wife is still miserable and lives in a tiny house and is dating a beta w no job.

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Magaman_2 1 point ago +1 / -0

party pooper

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Magaman_2 9 points ago +9 / -0

What's with these homies dissin my girl? Why do they gotta front? What did we ever do to these guys that made them so violent?

*Weezer is from Kenosha Wisconsin and it is mentioned at the beginning of the video for this song. People with the Windows 95 CD-ROM know what I'm talking about

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Magaman_2 4 points ago +4 / -0

Passed up the chance to serve my country to further my career but I am very grateful to be able to serve my family. 4 kids now. My grandfather was in the Army then worked for NASA and he taught me everything I know.

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Magaman_2 3 points ago +3 / -0

This! This! 1000 times this! Nuclear family for the win

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Magaman_2 7 points ago +7 / -0

Proof positive that his hair is genuine. This is the same Trump hair we see everyday.

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Magaman_2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Christians do not worship idols or material things. There's no piece of matter on this Earth that Christians worship. We only worship God.

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Magaman_2 4 points ago +4 / -0

We are basically volunteer homeschooling our children within a group of friends via our school system's virtual learning which is the only option right now. One of 4 parents proctors the virtual learning for five kids each day. The dictated schedule is over 7 hours but the teacher divulged that students are only graded on the 8 a.m. to 10 a.m. portion. It's obv designed to be onerous. School starts tomorrow & we will see how long it lasts. I predict one week.

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Magaman_2 5 points ago +5 / -0

Drugs have funded all black (and beyond) projects since the early 70s. Is the Deep State going to rename these programs to be more progressive?

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Magaman_2 2 points ago +2 / -0

The removal of the cranium from the spinal cord is the only real solution

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Magaman_2 16 points ago +16 / -0

Same here. 4th in two weeks. We're late 30s but will prob try for 1 more after this.

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Magaman_2 5 points ago +5 / -0

Kid #4 in 2 weeks for us!

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Magaman_2 4 points ago +4 / -0

DAILY riots. Not weekly.

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Magaman_2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dr. Emmett Brown : Then tell me, future boy, who's President of the United States in 1985?

Marty McFly : Ronald Reagan.

Dr. Emmett Brown : Ronald Reagan? The actor?

[chuckles in disbelief]

Dr. Emmett Brown : Then who's vice president? Jerry Lewis?

[rushing out and down a hill toward his laboratory]

Dr. Emmett Brown : I suppose Jane Wyman is the First Lady!

Marty McFly : [following Doc] Whoa. Wait, Doc!

Dr. Emmett Brown : And Jack Benny is secretary of the treasury.

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