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Magentapede 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bahaha I can just see her tossing her arugula salad in anger at dinner later that night 😂

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Magentapede 4 points ago +4 / -0

The suburbs are ready for your shit. At least mine are. Homes armed, fewer places to hide, need a car to get anywhere, please come and try your shit.

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Magentapede 13 points ago +13 / -0

Uh, oh ,uhh, uhn, hmm, uhh

Ififififififififififokee-dokee okee-dokee

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Magentapede 6 points ago +6 / -0

Because like it or not, these cesspools are where many normies form their votes. If this is a culture war, these are battlefields.

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Magentapede 1 point ago +1 / -0

Shit makes my blood boil like nothing else.

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Magentapede 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wagon's full of Dr Barry's Cure-All Tonic.

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Magentapede 1 point ago +1 / -0

You ain't black, jack! Ooh, I loved that guy in Kung Fu Panda!

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Magentapede 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is what happens, Barry, when you fuck a person in the ass!...Why is your wife laughing?

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Magentapede 1 point ago +1 / -0

These guys were writing headlines for Hirohito in 1945 about how much Hiroshima would actually HELP the Imperial war effort.

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Magentapede 1 point ago +1 / -0

Imagine trying that hard to pretend that this is the Black Plague.

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Magentapede 3 points ago +3 / -0

They're creepy and they're kookie,

Their civil service dookie,

And while you didn't lookie,

They stole your cunt-a-rie!

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Magentapede 1 point ago +1 / -0

Take the red pill, you can do eet!

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Magentapede 7 points ago +7 / -0

Curves are sexy, and Dot Win is the curviest ♡

(no I don't mean fat)

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Magentapede 2 points ago +2 / -0

The documented taxpayers who supported you are being forgotten. This is OUR struggle.

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Magentapede 4 points ago +4 / -0

Whattup my jogga?

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