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Magentapede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cornpop was a bad dude, and he ran a bunch of bad boys!

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Magentapede 4 points ago +4 / -0

You're racist, I'm racist, everybody's racist. Racism is racist, racistaysdjfkrkfjdjsjxj

by USA76
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Magentapede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Surprised it's not written in shit.

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Magentapede 1 point ago +1 / -0

Got furloughed last week. With the simulus, the impact is pretty minimal (thank you for your tax dollars). Got my 2nd baby pede arriving in May, using the time to finish her nursery and nail other projects. Stay positive and motivated, pede! I drank some Drumshanbo Gin to kick it off 🖒

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Magentapede 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well what the fuck do you expect?

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Magentapede 14 points ago +14 / -0

Feels good, man.

Till your balls start slapping your legs.

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Magentapede 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm not, you know, the thing! They loved running their hands down my legs...

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Magentapede 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can't wait for the breakdown videos and parodies.

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Magentapede 3 points ago +3 / -0

You just have to open your mind to taking medical advice from a non-MD from a country that does medicine with chicken sacrifice.

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Magentapede 9 points ago +9 / -0

I hear disabling your adblock and closing some of your furry porn tabs helps.

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Magentapede 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's like he just ripped a hot fart and they all just had to sit there and breathe it.

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Magentapede 1 point ago +1 / -0

Being sick of the lying and just wanting a politician who followed-through on what he said drove a lot of people here. Trump is the head of the spear that the honest citizen is using to slay the beast.

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Magentapede 1 point ago +1 / -0

Welcome to the real anti-establishment camp 🖒

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Magentapede 1 point ago +1 / -0

Brother, you were MAGA the entire time and didn't even know it. I'm not seeing a problem with any bullet point, as long as the up-to-birth abortion that progressives are pushing unsettles you as well.

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Magentapede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Remember Susie, you have to hold the knife sideways to get past the ribs more easily!

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