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MagnanimousDonkey 1 point ago +1 / -0

Geez, I thought that was Harvey Weinstein at first.

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MagnanimousDonkey 5 points ago +5 / -0

Imagine if you were in a coma for maybe the last 4 years, and just woke up.

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MagnanimousDonkey 10 points ago +10 / -0

My FIL had a widowmaker that he miraculously lived from. Healthy "heart of an 18 year old", not overweight, no pre-existing conditions.. he was either 56 or 57. He started projectile vomiting as he lost consciousness, and the doctors think that's what kick-started his heart back up.

These things do happen to healthy people.

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MagnanimousDonkey 2 points ago +2 / -0

OMG I didn't know this was a racist site!! Sorry Pedes, I guess that means I have to disavow everything and everyone because Twatter says so.

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MagnanimousDonkey 9 points ago +9 / -0

Well it's a delayed pain. You know, the thing!

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MagnanimousDonkey 3 points ago +3 / -0

She's just tired from overworking because racist Drumpf supporters REFUSE to wear masks and social distance. Nothing to see here.

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MagnanimousDonkey 3 points ago +4 / -1

Milk truck has arrive

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MagnanimousDonkey 3 points ago +3 / -0

But that wasn't real communism. Bread lines are a good thing, because that means they actually have bread!

Just ask comrade Sanders.

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MagnanimousDonkey 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't forget that, at minimum, 10% got kicked back to the big guy. According to the Crackhead's texts he gave half to his father.

Is the big guy Obama? Could be.

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MagnanimousDonkey 34 points ago +35 / -1

I worked at a global, multi-billion dollar tech company at the time. They allowed people to stay home and grieve instead of come into work.

These people make six figures and need to be coddled like spoiled toddlers.

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MagnanimousDonkey 1 point ago +1 / -0

Firm handshakes

We're at the tippy top of the mountain, but only halfway up. Think about it.

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MagnanimousDonkey 57 points ago +57 / -0

Man, imagine how degraded and low they must feel. CNN used to be the pinnacle of American news. They were synonymous with "the news."

Now they're being openly mocked and their ratings are crashing harder than Andrew Gillum in a HoJo. Feels so good.

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