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MagnanimousDonkey 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's what you get when political groups hold auditions for candidacy and pick the one that can act the best while holding a higher social ranking in the wokeometer.

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MagnanimousDonkey 11 points ago +11 / -0

Saw burrito man today -- shoulder protruding -- very respectable.

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MagnanimousDonkey 7 points ago +7 / -0

If there was ever a downvote button on .win this dude's face would be it.

Disclaimer: not advocating for a downvote button, because this train has no brakes.

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MagnanimousDonkey 27 points ago +27 / -0

This dude keeping his chill while the Dems act like toddlers was the absolute best move. Mature adults in the center, and even on the left, will see this as further evidence that these fools don't have the temperament to lead the nation.

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MagnanimousDonkey 47 points ago +47 / -0

I'm reclaiming my lunchable RECLAIMING MY I'm reclaiming my lunchable Mr. Barr. This is my pudding cup, Attorney General.

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MagnanimousDonkey 8 points ago +8 / -0

That's like if Gallagher was a French executioner.

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MagnanimousDonkey 14 points ago +14 / -0

Oh, so it's okay to shoot at things as long as you're just trying to be scary? Do they really want to open Pandora's Box?

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MagnanimousDonkey 6 points ago +6 / -0

I hear they're born with boxing gloves attached.

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MagnanimousDonkey 1 point ago +1 / -0

This guy was the definition of LARPer. Bought an AK47 within the last month or two - clearly a virgin shooter - and if he's lived in Texas for more than 5 minutes he knows that Texas is Stand Your Ground and Castle Doctrine, which includes your vehicle even when not parked at your residence. Talked super tough hours before he got BTFO.

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MagnanimousDonkey 2 points ago +2 / -0

Brand new account. Ambiguous numerical username. Only posting concern porn on this topic.

Yeah no.

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MagnanimousDonkey 8 points ago +8 / -0

Fine. I'll concede the 252 years in exchange for 252 hammer smashes to the dick-and-ball region.

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MagnanimousDonkey 4 points ago +4 / -0

What makes this sadder is that she looks middle-aged. Imagine going through that many decades and still being further behind the socioeconomic curve than most high schoolers.

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MagnanimousDonkey 6 points ago +6 / -0

What these retarded smoothbrains don't understand is that this will backfire on them in November. The only thing this does is embolden lazy Dem voters to stay home because "we got this" and motivate MAGA to go hard at the voting booth because "we could lose."

Idiots don't know how to win.

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