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Major_Nutt 14 points ago +14 / -0

My favorite gag in "Airplane!" is throughout (basically) the entire movie there's the background noise of piston aircraft engines, not jet turbines.

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Major_Nutt 82 points ago +82 / -0

I've always said Trump was the compromise option.

They're REALLY not gonna like the warlord that emerges from this mess.

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Major_Nutt 21 points ago +21 / -0

White people on an island gets you England.

Asian people on an island gets you Japan.

Black people on an island gets you Haiti.

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Major_Nutt 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't want to preserve shit. I want to take back what is ours.

That's LITERALLY what I just said. Except you think it can be done without the country tearing itself in half. Spoiler: it can't.

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Major_Nutt 0 points ago +2 / -2

Oh look, it's another pReSeRvE tHe UnIoN faggot.

Secession is the only way forward right now. After everything is settled and organized, we can begin a war of reclamation to retake the northern states, and push into Canada at the same time.

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Major_Nutt 22 points ago +22 / -0

My towns airport dropped American for United about 6 months ago after a federal mandate.

Airlines need to be completely destroyed and rebuilt without government subsidies or interventions.

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Major_Nutt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Got a better chance of them voting themselves a pay cut.

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Major_Nutt 1 point ago +1 / -0

Terms and conditions subject to change based on current political climate*

I'd nullify them. Assimilate.

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Major_Nutt 1 point ago +1 / -0

Rebuilt WITHOUT government assistance.

All education should be privately funded.

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Major_Nutt 1 point ago +2 / -1

Fuck treaties.

Conquered people don't get privileges.

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Major_Nutt 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nah, it's overrepresentation because that's what's popular over here.

Japanese trad-men are plentiful, you just never hear about them because they're "irrelevant" in the current cultural exchange between our countries.

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Major_Nutt 2 points ago +2 / -0

"I am Laotiaaaan. It's a small landlocked country in east Asia."

"You're from The Ocean?"

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Major_Nutt 23 points ago +23 / -0

Florida is sub-tropic as it lies north of the Tropic of Cancer, and doesn't get DIRECT sunlight.

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Major_Nutt 11 points ago +11 / -0

When you get put into a camp, give me a call so I can laugh and say "I told you so".

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Major_Nutt 4 points ago +4 / -0

You're right. I don't think there is such a thing as "race"

What we call the different "races" are actually subspecies of H. Sapiens.

But recognizing that is "racist".

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Major_Nutt 11 points ago +11 / -0

Stage 2 kinda looks like Denzel Washington.

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Major_Nutt 7 points ago +7 / -0

No, the reservations themselves must be disbanded.

They're their own little kingdoms that get their own special privileges.

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Major_Nutt 15 points ago +15 / -0

Indian Reservations need to be dissolved and absorbed into the rest of the country.

No more special privileges for conquered people. Integrate.

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Major_Nutt 4 points ago +4 / -0

Weak men not able to stand up to mommy so they do what she tells them.

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Major_Nutt 7 points ago +7 / -0

if God really cared, he'd have come back by now.

We're on our own.

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