... as if millions of memes cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I feared something terrible had happened and immediately checked The_Donald. And lo, the sight before me was etched into my minds eye forever.
But the fight is not over, no, it has only just begun. We've had our share of MIA's and KIA's in Meme War I and just recently on Bloody Wednesday. There will be time to grieve when it is all over. Coming up is the big one, the Meme War to end all Meme Wars. The enemy is pulling out all of the stops.
So, as a 4 year lurker who has literally never made a post before on either website, I am calling upon all you reserve troops. With the guidance of our seasoned veterans, we need every shitposter, autist, and centipede to fight like they never have before.
We need to show them that we can still win. No matter how they cheat, no matter how they kick and scream, we will persevere, and Keep America Great.
I'm doing my part, are you? Join the meme infantry and save the world. Service guarantees a coat.