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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 1 point ago +1 / -0

I will bring society a female version of The Accountant.

Unless Hollywood does it first.

I like that movie.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 1 point ago +1 / -0

Martial arts expert and world-class sniper. Fuck the lawyer stuff, join Elon's security team.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 1 point ago +1 / -0

I see you've learned from the very best. Lionel Hutz aka Miguel Sanchez is the greatest lawyer in the history of law.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 2 points ago +2 / -0

A fishing net made out of masks

I fail to see how this could be less than 100% effective

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 2 points ago +2 / -0

You forgot "give you hormone blockers and chop off your schlong because mom wants to one-up Sandra and her gay son".

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 1 point ago +1 / -0

George Washington and Andrew Jackson should not be portrayed by the same emoji as everyone else. It implies they were no different from Clinton, Bush, Bush, Carter, Wilson, and others.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Same here. Kicking the ball around is super fun. Watching it is tedious.

I say get rid of the goalkeeper position entirely. Games end with scores like 28-25. Now that would be something to watch.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 9 points ago +9 / -0

It legit used to be called GRID (gay-related immune deficiency), but I like this one better.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ever seen that video where 4 Buzzfeed guys got their T-levels checked and only one was (barely) within healthy range?

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 3 points ago +3 / -0

Must be all the Trump rallies.

Or all the Kayleigh McEnany posts on here.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 24 points ago +25 / -1

It was one of those moments where the liberal pussies were right.

How many of them were against the war because "muh Republicans bad"?

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