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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 11 points ago +11 / -0

Trump is a sex symbol.

Think about it: during his inauguration, thousands of women marched to DC chanting "Fuck Trump". It came out that Trump slept with a porn star, and suddenly she became a celebrity because everyone wanted to see the woman who had GEOTUS' dick in her. She was even on Jimmy Kimmel, and Jimmy immediately asked her about Trump's dick size. People like Stephen Colbert made very homoerotic comments disguised as insults. Rumors started that Trump loves Putin, and everyone started hating on Russia out of jealousy.

CONFIRMED: DJT is the sexiest man there ever was.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 3 points ago +3 / -0

That was more beautiful than a sunset over the ocean.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 4 points ago +4 / -0

There was a study where capuchin monkeys were taught how to use money.

They immediately invented prostitution.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Hey buddy, find someone your own si... wait, never mind. Carry on."

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 17 points ago +17 / -0
  1. Take back America
  2. Build Thunderdome
  3. Make commies fight each other to the death
  4. Profit!
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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 2 points ago +2 / -0

I had a hopium overdose.

Then a doomium poisoning.

And now...

Hopium... It's calling my name...

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's simple. You arrest your comrade's family, he arrests your family.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 49 points ago +49 / -0

New plan

  1. Call yourself trans

  2. Destroy women in sports/business/whatever

  3. Brag how you smashed glass ceilings and call yourself feminist hero

  4. PROFIT!!!

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 2 points ago +2 / -0

We don't really need much for this because the truth is on out side.

Don't underestimate echo chambers.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 1 point ago +1 / -0

"I'm 1/8th black, you racist white-supremacist Trump-voting piece of shit!"

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah. Kinda sucks. But Season 1 is awesome. A small American town working together to make it through.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 9 points ago +9 / -0

I think a person would have to be brain-dead to think Biden won, yet here we are.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 1 point ago +1 / -0

1 and 2 are a waste of time.

It's either 3 or 4, and it as to be done quickly.

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