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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 8 points ago +8 / -0

Remember seeing a post somewhere that went something like "I'm not Latino, I'm not Hispanic, I'm a MEXICAN!"

Also Sunni muslims vs Shia muslims makes St Bartholomew's Day massacre look mild.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 8 points ago +8 / -0

Rule #1

Bring a gun. Preferably, bring at least two guns. Bring all of your friends who have guns.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 10 points ago +10 / -0

I'm afraid to leave her because I might not find anyone else

This isn't an inner city school. Don't lower your standards.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 1 point ago +1 / -0

So what you're saying is

America = Great

BUT

America = Racist

THEREFORE

Racism = Great

GTFO racist trash

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 1 point ago +1 / -0

If Looney Tunes is offensive, just wait til they hear about MeatCanyon.

This video was claimed by Warner Bros., so it's technically canon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_ebqJ9ujLo

(NSF anyone or anything. You've been warned)

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 3 points ago +3 / -0

I went down that rabbit hole once and now I'm a Christian.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Public servants

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Co-opt? The movement's long dead. Harvey "Fall Guy" Weinstein got arrested and that's it. Everyone just forgot him. Did you know he got 23 years?

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 1 point ago +1 / -0

Some might call it "slut shaming."

I call it "having standards."

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm on the other side of the pond. Making memes is pretty much the most useful I can be.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not sure if compliant with "Bros over hoes", but definitely extra straight.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Because some idiot who's pretty good at basketball is having delusions that he is the GOAT so now he's trying to copy the GOAT.

And everyone is playing along.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yup. It requires real estate, hundreds of employees, etc. Stuff that can't be outsourced.

Most tech startups can be run from your garage.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 1 point ago +1 / -0

There are people/companies that specialize in making things (hashtags, slogans, etc.) go viral on social media, mostly for advertising purposes.

All you need is cash.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Didn't listen to the podcast much, but for me it was one of his standups on Netflix. He made a joke about Kanye calling himself God, and how relieved he was that it was a black guy. Not a very good joke. Then he started explaining that it's because black people were oppressed, yada yada yada.

That moment killed it for me.

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