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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 2 points ago +2 / -0

While he was getting a tattoo, wife was getting dick from JaN'Te'Veonn

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 2 points ago +2 / -0

No, Trump is bringing an AR-15 like a true American.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 7 points ago +7 / -0

Fun fact: Black Panther and Wakanda were created by Stanley Lieber (aka Stan Lee) and Jacob Kurtzberg (aka Jack Kirby).

WYPIPO MADE WAKANDA

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not forever, just until 2050 or so. Then she'll retire and president Rittenhouse will replace her with another conservative.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 1 point ago +1 / -0

People forget he's a Wharton graduate. He knows how the economy works, that's why he cut regulations and made DOW break records.

What is "political experience", by the way? To me it sounds like a meaningless leftist buzzword, just like "presidential".

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 1 point ago +1 / -0

And then had to repopulate the birds with ones they bought from Portugal

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 9 points ago +9 / -0

At this point the KKK is just 8 FBI agents and one dude they convinced to join.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 12 points ago +12 / -0

Don't bother. People here aren't paying attention. It's gonna go in through one ear and right out the other.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Somebody should do a survey.

"On a scale 1-10, how sure are you of your choice of major? (write 0 if you have no clue what you want to study)"

The results would be interesting.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 1 point ago +1 / -0

Schools don't teach kids how to save money. They teach them how to take out a credit card.

Parents deserve part of the blame. They push their kids to go to college, who cares what you're gonna do after, you went to college! Who cares that you don't know what you want to do, you got into a good college!

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's not about whether or not he supports it.

It's about whether or not he has the balls to teach his kid a lesson. Probably doesn't, otherwise she wouldn't have ended up fat, ugly and stupid.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 22 points ago +22 / -0

Trump: "Fuck pleasantries, fuck politeness, fuck big words. I'm just gonna do what I always do."

DeSantis & Cruz watching Trump win on TV: "So just winging it and roasting opposition can actually work? Fuck it, I'm gonna try it."

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm just here because K-Mac is hot.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 4 points ago +4 / -0

I remember reading about UNC physics professor who decided to try online dating and didn't find it unusual that a hot chick was interested in him. He's in jail in Argentina right now on drug trafficking charges, because "she" asked for a small favor and of course the simp agreed.

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