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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 22 points ago +22 / -0

Trump: "Fuck pleasantries, fuck politeness, fuck big words. I'm just gonna do what I always do."

DeSantis & Cruz watching Trump win on TV: "So just winging it and roasting opposition can actually work? Fuck it, I'm gonna try it."

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm just here because K-Mac is hot.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 4 points ago +4 / -0

I remember reading about UNC physics professor who decided to try online dating and didn't find it unusual that a hot chick was interested in him. He's in jail in Argentina right now on drug trafficking charges, because "she" asked for a small favor and of course the simp agreed.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm only learning about it now. I think that says it all.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 3 points ago +3 / -0

Compare Trump in 2015 and 2020. He didn't age a day. Fuck fine wine, GEOTUS ages like a bar of gold - not at all.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why does she still have a cast on? It's been 3 years. Broken bones heal in about 4 weeks.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Broken bones usually heal in about 4 weeks. Why is she still in a cast?

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lithuanian here.

EU = United States of Europe. Fuck EU in the ass with a cactus.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 3 points ago +3 / -0

Better break up California. Rural parts will vote red.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 5 points ago +5 / -0

Euro pede here. I'm working at the local poll location for upcoming election. Immediately after being sworn in, I was told I have to remain apolitical until after the election. They said I shouldn't even like anything politics-related on FB, because it could cause trouble.

The fact that USPS is allowed anywhere near the ballots blows my mind.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 8 points ago +8 / -0

He used to be a badass Apache pilot, killing terries in Afghan.

He could've had any chick he wanted. He out-awesomed his gingerness.

But he chose this piece of shit.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 13 points ago +13 / -0

1st gen. That means she grew up listening to her parents' stories about communism. Good sign.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 16 points ago +16 / -0

Yes, he talked about the insanely high standard for getting a no-knock warrant. You have to do weeks of surveillance and get a ton of evidence to get the judge to approve.

Imagine watching a house for weeks, then planning a raid on that specific house, then somehow going into the neighbors' house. Makes zero sense.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 1 point ago +1 / -0

Last one should be, "Would you like a refill?"

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 6 points ago +6 / -0

Remember the first The Fast and the Furious, when they try to steal a truck and it turns out that the driver has a shotgun?

Yeah.

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