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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Get ready for comments saying we need to play the long game.

Commies have been playing the long game for decades, and they're winning.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 1 point ago +1 / -0

You know what else would be impossible? Crowdfunding $10M for a TV series about Jesus. I just don't see that happening. Crowdfunding record was $5.7M. You can't just double that, especially with a show about Jesus. Literally impossible.

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Ever heard of Dallas Jenkins and The Chosen ?

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 5 points ago +5 / -0

I bet that a bunch of Spec Ops guys said "This is bullshit" and immediately went looking for ways to legally get rid of him.

Old posts don't just "surface", they get dug up.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 2 points ago +2 / -0

One on the right hand for easy scanning.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 5 points ago +5 / -0

Just wait til she identifies as Arab. Then we'll call her Camela.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 1 point ago +1 / -0

Highest COVID risk group: constitutions

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 6 points ago +6 / -0

Actually heard of a case where a 14 y. o. babysitter dared a boy to touch her boobs.

DA considered but decided not to press sexual assault charges on him.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 6 points ago +6 / -0

That would make satan his son.

Therefore

Hunter = satan

HOLY SHIT

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 22 points ago +23 / -1

It's impressive how quickly a leftist can go from "You're a baby killer!!!" to "Go kill some babies, you fucking coward!"

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 1 point ago +1 / -0

"You've painted portraits before, right?"

"Sure. I once restored a painting of Jesus. My work was so good it made the news."

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 3 points ago +3 / -0

"What are you, a fucking .454 Casul?!"

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(let's see how many people here get the reference)

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 3 points ago +3 / -0

Europede here.

Just saw an article a few days ago that this season flu deaths went down to 14 per 10k people, compared to 55-60 per 10k in previous years.

And they claimed it was because of masks and hand sanitizer.

I guess we're using some shitty masks in here, they only stop the flu. COVID is bad enough that we are on lockdown again and cannot leave the city, with police checkpoints everywhere.

This is ridiculous.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 7 points ago +7 / -0

Acosta would suck a dick for a few LGBTQPDFL points

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 1 point ago +1 / -0

Loves America, hates commies, gives zero fucks.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 2 points ago +2 / -0

All those are great books. Here are some names I remember fondly and highly recommend:

Jules Verne

Arthur Conan Doyle

Robert Louis Stevenson

Thomas Mayne Reid

Alexandre Dumas

James Fenimore Cooper

Walter Scott

Rudyard Kipling

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Wal-mart won't let you in without vaccine passport? Come to my grocery store! Non-vaxxed welcome!"

Next day: Local man drowns in cash after allowing unvaccinated people into his business.

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