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MapleBaconWaffles 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wouldn't want to risk getting in a helicopter either if I were him.

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MapleBaconWaffles 1 point ago +1 / -0

Calorie study?

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MapleBaconWaffles 1 point ago +1 / -0

Great way to destroy a brand.

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MapleBaconWaffles 3 points ago +3 / -0

This man is taking his first red pill. Just give him a moment.

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MapleBaconWaffles 2 points ago +2 / -0

I want 5+ children. I guess that makes me not white.

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MapleBaconWaffles 1 point ago +1 / -0

OK, so you put up half and half. Half the signs say "It's okay to be white", the other half say "It's not okay to be white" (but no REEEE). I'd like to see the response there.

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MapleBaconWaffles 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wuhan flu sounds better than Wuhan virus anyway.

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MapleBaconWaffles 3 points ago +3 / -0

UK China virus strain. South African China virus strain.

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MapleBaconWaffles 3 points ago +3 / -0

I remember seeing a story on the news about 20 years ago about a man who had gotten pregnant, and of course it was just a "transsexual". Probably the first time I ever saw someone try to claim that a woman can be a man because she wants to.

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MapleBaconWaffles 4 points ago +5 / -1

Well, now that production's been ramped up, I suppose they can waist as much as they want. Just waiting for the photos of sea turtles choking on used masks.

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MapleBaconWaffles 70 points ago +71 / -1

Well, it sounds like an exponential function.

Effectiveness(masks) = 1 - 0.3^(masks)

1 Mask -> 1 - 0.3^1 = 1 - 0.3 = 0.7 = 70%
2 Masks -> 1 - 0.3^2 = 1 - 0.09 = 91%

...

8 Masks -> 1 - 0.3^8 = 1 - 0.00006 = 0.99994 = 99.994%

If you don't hate your grandmother, wear 8 masks.

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MapleBaconWaffles 2 points ago +2 / -0

BREAKING: Hawaiian judge blocks federal judge's block of Joe Biden's deportation freeze.

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MapleBaconWaffles 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well, given that option, yes that would be my preference. I was just speaking in the context of harm reduction in that it does exists and people are already willingly taking it. I'm certainly never taking it myself, and I wouldn't encourage anyone else to either.

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