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MapleLeafMAGA 6 points ago +6 / -0

I’m fat and haven’t gotten Covid. It’s lack of exercise and the virus being fake that does it.

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MapleLeafMAGA 6 points ago +11 / -5

Meh, free abortion...she’s so old the kid probably would’ve been Downs. Score one for the taxpayer.

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MapleLeafMAGA 5 points ago +5 / -0

Why don’t American businesses that are typically conservative (blue collar, oilfield, whatever) start securing H1B’s for Canadians who want to move there? There is so much wasted skill and talent up here and most of us would give an arm and a leg for a chance to live in Texas. Use the immigration system to stack the deck against the liberals instead of whining about it.

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MapleLeafMAGA 6 points ago +6 / -0

Just like the post from earlier today about Trump hitting the left in the feels...open mockery and ridicule.

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MapleLeafMAGA 14 points ago +14 / -0

People tiptoe for fear of offending others, it’s Canada right? “My neighbour’s auntie’s accountant knows a guy whose uncle’s son died of Covid okay? He was 400lbs and never exercised but we just need to protect the weak”.

My suggestion: start by taking off the mask. Once comfortable, confront people who give you dirty looks. Finally, drop red pill cluster bombs like “I don’t give a fuck about your grandma” or “your obedience is prolonging this nightmare”. It’s the small things that count.

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MapleLeafMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

I actually spit out my morning coffee reading this.

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MapleLeafMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Look at the catering bills from his fancy trips on my dime...he’s got a serious booze problem. He’s the Nancy Pelosi of Canadian alcoholics.

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MapleLeafMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Okay frens...the only logical solution to this horrifying illness is a government mandate to tuck your pants into your socks. “Wear a mask” is so 2020...it’s now 2021, so just “tuck em in”. And if you don’t I’m calling the police.

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MapleLeafMAGA 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just wait, they’ll go crying to the government for injuries sustained and not only will the taxpayer have to pay for vaccines, we’ll have to pay out for their idiocy too.

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MapleLeafMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Poor Mr. Clean...look what that genetic software did to him.

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MapleLeafMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Stop calling it tar sands you fags. That’s leftie talk demonizing our oil. We get it out of the ground using SAGD technology, cleaner than San Francisco streets too.

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MapleLeafMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

There are many of us...quietly in the back, and we’ve had enough.

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MapleLeafMAGA 5 points ago +5 / -0

Thank you oh gods of bureaucracy for your generous gift of what I already had. These people are fucking sick.

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MapleLeafMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

But the dictionary quietly added mRNA to the definition of vaccine...

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