Quite a few countries and the vatican have been going through blackouts.

Cool. Im sure those teenagers will love the adoption system and totally won't go to epstein island 2.0.

Seriously people. Raise your kids. Because if you don't, some commie will.

Im on 3, 4, and 7

Question.

If we DDOS twitter with this pic, is that considered distributing child porn?

Working on a solution that allows you to install IOS apps without the need for the app store.

Everyone is apparently a child. Where are the nuns to beat some sense into these kiddies?

Calling elon musk to make a communications infrastructure.

Annnnnnnd gone

Now I need to figure out how to make tor not suck so hard.

You do realize how stupid this is right? Literally every country we have today was formed by either A: Revolution or B: Invasion.

That constitution thingy that people are so picky about is the result of a revolution.

So why don't you stop being a back seat philosopher, pick up a damn history book and nut the fuck up.

My pillow guy

Would be amazing if it uses the emergency broadcast system

Wake up. There is no republican party. They are all on the same damn team.

But don't worry, there is an easy fix. Ban twitter, FB, and youtube. We have plenty of alternatives.

Arm yourself to the fucking teeth. Drink your juice, do some pull ups, and try to run a mile each day.

War.

Uhhhh define legalized drugs because that is a broad spectrum. I am more than happy to try what Portugal did and decriminalize the drugs in an effort to help people off the drugs.

But some people go to the other extreme in which they thing opium should just be another drug on the shelf at walmart. That level of libertarianism is just fucking stupid. That has been tried at several points throughout history and it always ends up being a horrific affair.

This

Nah. Just leave the union and half the commies will jump ship. Then bring back the death penalty for drug dealing and murder and you will get the other half of the commies out of your state.

Problem solved.

Not even. It was supposedly an Italian defense contractor who gets their marching orders from the Vatican.

Might explain why the pope decided to step down.

Lets all hope.

Sweden seems fine. They didn't lock down, and seem to actually care about personal freedoms? IDK.

Normally I would say Japan, but they are having their own issues with their election.

EARTH TO GORDON!!!!!

THERE ARE NO ELECTIONS ANYMORE!!!! ONLY SELECTIONS!!!!

ANNNNNNNNNND its war time.

Fuck the art of war. It's book for idiots.

The goal should be to never have war in the first place. You know how you do that? Kill your enemies as quickly as possible.

Don't fuck around and play chess with your enemy because you might loose. Flip the chess board over and shoot them between the eyes.

Yeup.

Who knows.

I honestly don't believe in Trump. He has been giving Israel everything they want and more (palestine can go die in a fire too). He has surrounded himself with the swampiest of swamp rats, and his VP is Judas.

What I believe in is patriots. I believe that once we realize that all this "violence is never the answer" is complete and utter BULL SHIT, we will do what's necessary to offer free chopper rides to the commies.

Gab yes.