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MarsupialHomeRule 4 points ago +4 / -0

Democrats and Blacks - is there nothing they can't ruin?

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MarsupialHomeRule 1 point ago +1 / -0

MSM - is there nothing they can't trivialize? Next "Brown leather office chairs send a strong message in the executive suites thanks to Brave Little Ukies"

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MarsupialHomeRule 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wanna be an airsoft ranger

Live like sheep in a manger

I believe the deep state lie

No parachute, I can fly

Drop me at the Kiev front

Gopniks shout that I'm a cunt

Took a shot for social clout

Ran to Poland, now I'm out

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MarsupialHomeRule 3 points ago +3 / -0

Russian space monkeys looking real nervous right now:

The Soviet /Russian space program used only rhesus macaques in its Bion satellite program in 1980s and 1990s. The names of the monkeys began with sequential letters of the Russian alphabet (А, Б, В, Г, Д, Е, Ё, Ж, З...). The animals all survived their missions but for a single fatality in post-flight surgery, after which the program was cancelled.

Also http://www.monkeyinspace.net/space-monkeys/russian-space-monkeys/ - just how many fucking monkeys went up there? I can see why Bezos wants to send Pete Davidson up.

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MarsupialHomeRule 2 points ago +2 / -0

Noone does political puffery better than CNN - getting their tongue so far up Granny Biden that she'll need a plunger to get it out.

Just waiting for the Resident one: "so he grabbed a crayon, pulled over a small red plastic stool and started to stick the crayon right up his nose, according to two people familiar with Biden's ongoing mental decline"

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MarsupialHomeRule 7 points ago +7 / -0

Not a competition - I'm just glad that we still have some censorship free assembly points for our DoublePlusWrongThink

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MarsupialHomeRule 14 points ago +14 / -0

99 plans and each phone has one

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MarsupialHomeRule 4 points ago +4 / -0

"when afield"

Tips fedora, Yes m'lady!

By their language ye shall know them

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MarsupialHomeRule 12 points ago +12 / -0

MFW a rapping DJ encounters the wheels of steel of a Russian tank:

Rapping in my trench, don't mind the stench, of fear as my guts wrench, the clank of the tanks, shit in my pants, who's that guy way over there, feel caught in his stare, as he turns the DXL-5 my wa...<signal lost>

The tank rolled over him before the sniper could waste a bullet.

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MarsupialHomeRule 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes, it's not like the Ukrainians have electricity anyway

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MarsupialHomeRule 4 points ago +4 / -0

Giving a kid a plastic bag - do they not even read the warning labels???

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MarsupialHomeRule 6 points ago +6 / -0

The warning was there in the screenshot, "Yahoo! News" - did you miss it?

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MarsupialHomeRule 1 point ago +1 / -0

Correlation to soy consumption increases

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MarsupialHomeRule 3 points ago +3 / -0

Picks up spanner, joins queue to slap hysterical woman...

In Victorian times doctors developed vibrators as a cure for hysteria, implying a correlation to a lack of a good pounding. I'm sure that our single male pedes would step up to take care of this for any women with a score >5.

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MarsupialHomeRule 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not under the CCP Extension that is the Democrat Deep State

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