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Democrats and Blacks - is there nothing they can't ruin?
MSM - is there nothing they can't trivialize? Next "Brown leather office chairs send a strong message in the executive suites thanks to Brave Little Ukies"
Prepared to take a headshot?
In Russia burger fucks you up
MFW I can't go to Uncle Vanya's for one of their delicious Beef Bortsch Burgers with a shot of Tobaritch
I wanna be an airsoft ranger
Live like sheep in a manger
I believe the deep state lie
No parachute, I can fly
Drop me at the Kiev front
Gopniks shout that I'm a cunt
Took a shot for social clout
Ran to Poland, now I'm out
There comes a time when judges must be judged.
But they are hardly ever held accountable.
Time for us to rise up then...
Russian space monkeys looking real nervous right now:
The Soviet /Russian space program used only rhesus macaques in its Bion satellite program in 1980s and 1990s. The names of the monkeys began with sequential letters of the Russian alphabet (А, Б, В, Г, Д, Е, Ё, Ж, З...). The animals all survived their missions but for a single fatality in post-flight surgery, after which the program was cancelled.
Also http://www.monkeyinspace.net/space-monkeys/russian-space-monkeys/ - just how many fucking monkeys went up there? I can see why Bezos wants to send Pete Davidson up.
Noone does political puffery better than CNN - getting their tongue so far up Granny Biden that she'll need a plunger to get it out.
Just waiting for the Resident one: "so he grabbed a crayon, pulled over a small red plastic stool and started to stick the crayon right up his nose, according to two people familiar with Biden's ongoing mental decline"
Apple Watch memes FTW
Gibsme dat space chick'n - sooo crispy!
Not a competition - I'm just glad that we still have some censorship free assembly points for our DoublePlusWrongThink
99 plans and each phone has one
Tips fedora, Yes m'lady!
By their language ye shall know them
MFW a rapping DJ encounters the wheels of steel of a Russian tank:
Rapping in my trench, don't mind the stench, of fear as my guts wrench, the clank of the tanks, shit in my pants, who's that guy way over there, feel caught in his stare, as he turns the DXL-5 my wa...<signal lost>
The tank rolled over him before the sniper could waste a bullet.
Still digging Disney? When the hole is big enough, get in, we'll cover you up.
Good news! Thanks for sharing.
Yes, it's not like the Ukrainians have electricity anyway
Giving a kid a plastic bag - do they not even read the warning labels???
The warning was there in the screenshot, "Yahoo! News" - did you miss it?
Correlation to soy consumption increases
Picks up spanner, joins queue to slap hysterical woman...
In Victorian times doctors developed vibrators as a cure for hysteria, implying a correlation to a lack of a good pounding. I'm sure that our single male pedes would step up to take care of this for any women with a score >5.
CITIZEN, WE'VE ALWAYS BEEN AT WAR WITH OCEANA, DELETE THIS DOUBLEPLUSUNGOOD BADTHINK!!
Not under the CCP Extension that is the Democrat Deep State